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RazNasty

#all true #trans rights #trans wrongs #trans everything #fuck ron desantis

hotcinnamonsunset

“what’s your dog’s name?” “dijon” “oh, like the mustard!” “no, like dijonathon”

christopher575

sensenmaedchen

the 3 stages of adjustment: WHAT!? why?? well okay.

#harmless bizarre #mostly funny #i wonder if dijonathan is a joke about dijon #or someones genuine attempt at being unique and cool #or like The Jonathan but spelled fun #or is that a real name maybe

human-pet-they

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

#god i hate that #weird too is cliches that are actually very accurate just overused #and readers distrust them bc of it #like realizing that youre the one screaming #thats a real thing in panic situations #but idk why it became a trend #and it sounds unrealistic to people

one-time-i-dreamt

This is a lot to unpack

#his list is confusing #my brother once argued with me that christian was not a first name #i said christiano ronaldo #he said.#thats different thats christiano #oml #anyway tho yeah that is misleading #arguably he doesnt live alone cos he has dogs #also is 0 exes supposed to be a good thing #at 26 #either ur very introverted #or ur criteria is strict #idk #i like the fit tho

falseficus

pussy corrosive

falseficus

i don’t even want to SEE the blorbos you guys are tagging this as. how could you conceivably relate this to a fictional character like I don’t look at my favs and go you know what? his pussy could eat through a metal grate

#omg #the bullshit that makes me yearn for capitalistland #land of my childhood #land of pretzel picnic benches #where chemically corrosive bitches had fun #ifykyk

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture

ellieisnotjelly

Kiss the homies. Hold the homies. Make love to the homies. Then play smash.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

*nods sagely* smash bros and then Smash Bros

#lol #unserious version of a serious thought

goth-queen

#aw hell yeah #monstrous joy?#is that what this image is conveying?#appearing out of the dark?#being summoned?#art #heh

botanyshitposts

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

flipocrite

clickityweasel

catboybiologist

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

#genetics #gotta love em #gregor mendel my hero #and stuff

sexycraisinthanos

“AI art is okay if you’re just making shitposts”

Have you forgotten our roots

damnbluewires

reblogging this with my own masterpiece

sensenmaedchen

Also it's not fine

bc this is AI with water and electricity

#genAI #iz bad and unnecessary #machine takes human jobs #eats water and power #makes those scarce or expensive or both #remember the post abt #do i want a machine to pet my cat for me #like no #making art is soul work #machines dont have souls #they cant do art #they can steal and mishmash art #oh yeah forgot that part #its based on stolen work

libraford

Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!

libraford

Two men in your neighborhood are married... to EACH OTHER? Congratulate them for exercising their AMERICAN RIGHT to follow the footsteps of our FOUNDING FATHERS! They've got a fully AMERICAN spirit of FREEDOM and REBELLION! GOD BLESS THE USA.

libraford

Your coworker has a different RELIGION from yours? Well, that's just INTERESTING and you should talk about it on your UNION-APPROVED LUNCH BREAK. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA was FOUNDED on Freedom of Religion and ANYONE should be allowed to seek the AMERICAN DREAM!

libraford

You think someone might be in this GREAT country ILLEGALLY? NO YOU DON'T! No one is in this country illegally! The minute anyone steps on our SOVEREIGN SOIL they're your FELLOW AMERICAN and where they come from is NO ONES BUSINESS.

rosslynpaladin

it's funny yeah, but guys this is actually how you reach the people who prefer these terms to frame all things Good and Correct.

rosszulorzott

#fuck yeah #laissez faire #sorta #trans rights #fuck ice

fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

#me #mood #is this about being grumpy #or being a cute villain #idk #mayhaps both

peachrtistic

in the come and go room

#cute #<3

batmanego

i do desperately need everyone on this website especially people who arent american but want to rag on america to familiarize themselves with the basic romanized spelling conventions of native american languages because every day i come on here and i see people making fun of massachusetts or connecticut or mississippi or passamaquoddy or mashpee or nipissing and its like PLEASE. PLEASE THEY ARENT ENGLISH WORDS. PLEAAAAASEEEEEUUUHHH. USE YOUR MINDS TO IDENTIFY WHEN A WORD LOOKS LIKE IT MAY NOT BE ENGLISH. I DONT CARE IF YOU MAKE FUN OF AMERICA JUST PLEASE STOP BEING RACIST WHILE YOU DO IT

adhdasfuck

Map I found showing which states got their names from where. Over half of the states come from Indigenous languages.

#yeap #chattanooga #okechobee #fun words #and extremely key reminders of whose land it is #interesting theres a few disputed ones #didnt know that

gurlonawalk

every time i see a woman i’m like good for her. coolest girl alive

gurlonawalk

this was meant to say every time i see a woman riding a skateboard but also yes

#lmao #lesbian things #tho ofc everyone should appreciate women

depsidase

#accurate #unfortunate for some #mine is a ref to a stuffed animal but luckily i named her well #so lol #childhood

jame7t

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

lichtenbug

#made me giggle #success

stonelionhearts

i think as a writer, the older you get and the more you read, the more you realize there are very few actual truly bad ideas. which is a relief. but! the other thing you learn is that stories live and die on the execution and ha ha. lemme tell you. unfortunately. there are lots and lots of bad ways to execute an otherwise fine idea

#interesting thought #writing

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