#sillypoems

[myquestformeestaceesm]

Don’t Trust the Unicorns

I do not trust Unicorns I don’t trust their sparkly face I don’t trust their golden horns I will shoo them any time or place I don’t trust their shiny bright coat nor their mane of many colors Suspicion is seen in my eyes I don’t stare at them with wonder. They are irritatingly grand So I do not let my guard down  These unicorns will take the world And they will start by taking my town! Dumb unicorns are everywhere and everybody jusr loves them. but not me ‘cause I’m suspicious and they going to wreak mayhem! ...I just know it... One day it’ll come... The day that that the unicorns turned! Oh yes, they’ll be your friends at first... then your house they’ll plunder and BURN. They may go and trot so merrily with colors of pink and blue pretending that they had escaped from a magical fairy zoo. But really they broke out of jail and they are hiding from the law I knew one that needed bail so he started a unicorn brawl How do I know this, I don’t... but I tell you there’s been talk! You might think this is an excuse  of all unicorns to mock... But I tell you there’s something wierd something off about these beasts I don’t trust the look of them and with that I end my piece. So don’t say I didn’t warn you if you had a bad encounter with one... For the glitter is all disguise! Unicorns are not just fun.

                             ---Ava Nerio (My Quest For Meestaceesm)

[headinthecloudsxblog]

Twinkle twinkle little star

Your eyes are as bright

as the moonlight sky

If your eyes

ever locked in with mine

Desire and fire

Is all that shines.

#sillygoosegirl #sillypoems

[sumtimesrabits]

#poem #doggerel #sillypoem #sillypoems #rhymes #rhymefest #rhymetime #rhymeattacks #RhymeScheme #poemaboutart #poemaboutlife https://www.instagram.com/p/CduY1e4M33x/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[brian-c-anderson]

I have a bunch of these silly poems. I'll format 'em up for the grams and see how many I can post over the next few days. #poemoftheday #poem #sillypoem #sillypoems #wherethesidewalkends #humor #dragons #dragonsketch https://www.instagram.com/p/B-lJCLUB1Cs/?igshid=ngqgfloti491

[strawberryhierophant]

The Drunkard (a poem)

How many days I’ve wasted Drinking at the Bear and Key! But you can’t rightly blame me For I’ve nowhere else to be

How many misspent evenings in a Loud and boozy chat? But I’ve nowhere to go and so You must forgive me that

How many friends my loosened tongue Has chased away from me But truth must be embraced, my friend Though bitter it may be!

In truth, you are my only friend The rest are long since gone But perseverance is a virtue; One must carry on!

And that is why I’m here, you see, So early in the day Forsaking friendly company Is simply not the way

Philosophers may spend their lives In search of what is true My friend, I say I’ll spend my time Here at the pub with you!

You always meet me with a smile That never seems to tire Beneath the neon lights you hand me Pints that gleam like fire

I dance and sing and make a show And fall upon the floor And then you laugh and say to me, “Perhaps another pour?”

The other patrons frown at me “My boy,” they cry, “you’re wet! Today you’ll have your fun, but With tomorrow comes regret!”

They say, "You mustn’t throw away The only life you’ve got! You really shouldn’t drink so much” But tell me, friend, why not?

I’m very good at drinking I do nothing half as well So one more round of beers, I say Or two more, what the hell!

[thectonic]

Sentimental Onion

There was once an onion

Who liked to be peeled.

She could make you weep

As she undressed and

Took layers off herself.

You’d feel the air ring,

And wonder what’s that sting?

You’d smell the sorrow,

As if there was no tomorrow.

She could make a tear roll,

Without a pinch in her soul.

But you’ll have to suffer through it,

Or you’ll have to admit

That you’re what you think you’re not,

A sentimental onion about to rot.

[judecowell]

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[clevercollectionobservationsblog]

The Curve of the Earth

Nothing like viewing the horizon on the ocean Gives you perspective on how big the world is

The sailboats rocking by guided by the wind Show lives pushed forward by whatever it is

The powerful waves taking and leaving sand Feeling the change as a part of what life is