Silyen Jardine and Luke Hadley Incorrect Quotes
(this one broke me)
Silyen: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Luke: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Silyen: Death is a social construct.
Silyen: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Luke: I do have a sense of humor you know
Silyen: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Luke: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
(This one could go both ways, but...)
Silyen: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Luke: you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Silyen: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Luke: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
Luke: This is a mistake
Silyen, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Luke: But not today
Silyen, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
Silyen: I turned out perfectly fine!
Luke: Sil, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Silyen: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
Luke: Sil... I'm afraid to ask but, why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Silyen: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Luke:
Luke: I wrote sanitize, Silyen!
Silyen: Am I going too far?
Luke: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
Silyen: So are we flirting right now?
Luke: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Silyen: That doesn’t answer my question
Luke: Sil! stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Silyen: Well of course I have.
Silyen: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Silyen: It's boring.
Luke: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Silyen, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Luke: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Silyen: Anything, honestly, but Commoners especially
Luke, desperately, as Silyen bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Silyen: Oh! B positive.
Luke: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Silyen:
Silyen: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Luke: You're like 18 years old
Silyen: I MIGHT DIE AT 36!
