• Their ship name is so cool! And their dynamic would be so fun. Biggest idgafer and guy who gives all the fucks. I can totally see Avid crashing out over something and Abolish just sitting there like "want me to kill him for you? no? okay, so what are we doing about this?"
Also the two Vampire hunters being a hunting duo that also dates each other would be fun.
• I HAVE TO GIVE AVIDREGRET PROPAGANDA because they make so much sense to me. Haphazard helper of a monster hunter x capable monster hunter!!!!!!!!! they fit together so nicely!!! blabbermouth x listener. high strung x king idgafer. I like thinking of a world where abolish is the authority figure that avid is down bad for because it is so easy to imagine. avid is attracted to authority because he wants someone to make him feel safe, and early on if he recognized abolish as the intimidating vampire hunter then he would have been HEAD OVER HEELSSSSSSSS. plus elle replacement number 5 baby. it just makes sense to me! Also untapped evil route post betrayal vampire avid x abolish. avid would taunt him relentlessly saying he's gonna keep abolish as a pet and then get so so so scared and cry and run away when abolish nearly kills him with like zero effort. awwww they're playing ^^ ummmm idk maybe when avid revives they make out sloppy style.
• listen they might not bicker much in canon, but they are 100% only allies out of convenience. i mean, just THINK about their personalities. scott is a rich, self-absorbed guy who is proud of being evil and professionally Does Give A Shit. owen, on the other hand, is pretty much the EXACT opposite. THEY WOULD BICKER,, THINK ABOUT IT,,, THEY WOULD BICKER AND IT WOULD BE SO HOMOEROTIC AND JUICY…. another fanon-ish take, i know, but imagine louis as scott in another (completely different) font. another charming ancient vampire, but they're also so so different. scott is openly evil. louis is quietly good. imagine how owen must feel, seeing an almost twisted version of the one he loves. someone who talks almost even the same as him, but is so wholly and entirely different in the way he views the world. he hates their similarities. imagine owen, who practically has no knowledge of vampirism besides what louis has told him and hardly knows vampire culture, having to learn all about vampirism from scott. yes, this is good… scott making fun of owen because of everything. the way he dresses. his depressed demeanor. his outlook on life. the way he doesn't know many things. his reaction to being teased. scott finds it fun to tease him. they need to bicker over and over and over and then kiss about it. they need to hate each other and kiss. yes, you agree. yesyes.