#simon salisbury

[moux-xe]

knight/prince snowbaz au because i can’t stop thinking abt them ever

[elisa-moonmade]

message from my older brother to our precious carry on community:

you guys are unwell, you need medical attention, be careful, vice is no joke.

[theearlgreymage]

Okay, but, Snow for Christmas was a fucking TREAT!

Can we please discuss how precious it was? And how I need MORE after reading it.

I'm dropping spoilers below because I've reread this 5 times while at work today and need to let my emotions out.

Baz and Simon having regular lunches with Fiona? Please give me those dialougues. Gimme a fucking screen play of nothing but their lunches

Simon regularly practicing his sword skills AND distracting Baz? You cannot convince me this isn't a flirting tactic doe Simon. Let me read about Simon seducing Baz via a sword 😏

ALWAYS KISSING GOODBYE? MY HEART CANNOT.

Okay, but I also want more family drama from the Grimms and Pitches. Uncle Cyril? Tell me what this man has done to find himself on the wrong side of Malcom Grimm and Simon Snow. Spill that tea. (I will always map Baz's entire family tree if you let me.)

The sofa is PINK!! Need I say more?

Wing Flap Shirts!! I'm so glad our dragon baby finally has clothes he can wear without needing magic. NOW. Which one of you lovelies is drawing this?

"He reaches up and carefully starts to loosen my tie. He's become very skilled at this over the last few months." 😏😏😏

Baz internally swooning at EVERY thought of Simon being his boyfriend.

Simon being a GOOD boyfriend and immediately being up for another dinner with Baz's family. For Baz. Because he's so GOOD

Baz referring to Lady Salisbury as Simon's grandmother? ADORABLE. Lady Salisbury being cool with Simon and Baz bring "as gay we want. We can be extra gay, as a treat." YES. GIVE THESE BOYS A KIND FAMILY FIGURE WHO ACCEPTS THEM WITH NOTHING BUT LOVE. Please give me more visits with the Salisbury family. I need the wholesomeness.

WHERE CAN I READ ABOUT FIONA AND NICOS WEDDING!?!?!?

"We could be married with children --" "Could we?" PLEASE GIVE THEM A FAMILY

Can I get more fanart of Baz with his siblings. Because they are precious little things. And I need more of Petra and Sophie climbing Baz like he's their personal jungle gym. I need more pre-teen Mordelia spending wholesome time with her brother. I need to see Swithin climbing this fucking Tibetan mastiff. Thank you very much.

Can we please give Rainbow Rowell a massive thanks for giving us a more detailed description of Malcom Grimm finally??

I will foot the entire fucking production crew to have that dinner recreated for the screen. I would sell my soul to a Demon like Shepard if it means I can have a quality holiday special of that dinner. Fucking. Hell. Baz IMMEDIATELY grabbing Simon to ground him. Simon SUPPORTING HIS MAN and holding his hand. SIMON BELIEVING IN BAZ THAT HE'S GOT THIS DINNER IN THE BAG AND JUST SERVING BAZ FOOD. Malcom and Daphne crying and pouring drinks over Baz finally finally finally getting to eat dinner with him. Sophie getting gravy in her hair.

And can we also discuss the fact that this scene proves that these little girls know their big brother is a vampire? And they still adore him? They still climb all over him and practically beg for his attention? That these girls just want to spend time with their brother and aren't afraid in the slightest of him?

FANG BACKSTORY BREAKING MY FUCKING HEART. Baby Baz fucking hiding in the barn. Terrified. And Fiona just fucking supporting her nephew. I 100% cried during this scene.

Edit Add cause I somehow forgot to mention : Simon's fucking obsession with Baz's fangs. Like. Honey. No, his family does not want to watch him drain a deer. That's just you.

"I think I got drunk with Baz's dad at dinner." Had me rolling.

Backtracking. WE HAVE CAREER OPTIONS FOR SIMON. And so help me. I would refuse to talk to this man too if he tried to join the RAF or police force. Like. He really needs to address this hero-savior complex with his fucking therapist. For fucks sake. Stop trying to save people Simon. Just get your fucking fork lift license and RELAX.

Really. Die Hard? Are we shocked?

THE. FOREHEAD. KISS.

End of discussion. (But really. Discuss. Because I am feral right now. And I cannot focus on writing lesson plans in this state.)

[the-extraordinary-eden]

love is about sacrifices and those sacrifices are 1 wearing sunglasses on a cloudy day so your sun-sensitive boyfriend looks more normal and 2 wearing a sweater vest even though it's too hot for september because you're boyfriend needs to conceal his wings with pullovers

(wip)

[dr-lcter]

hes just so lovely isnt he

[alec-isnt-your-bitch]

sir???

[isaacisunsure]

Rereading the simon snow series has made me realize how bat-shit insane these books are, and both question why I ever loved them and love them still

These men are two of the most codependent people ever but also sometimes can't stand each other and are such toxically jealous people with fucked up histories with love/ attachment that were not their faults

Like, the LAMB SHIT. THE LAMB SHIT?! God I wanted to commit several crimes just because of fuckin simon being an asshole to baz because he had a conversation with another guy who was attractive and did not trust baz when he said he was uninterested in leaving simon to join lamb and rule Las Vagas or whatever

Sir, can we please get an order of smack-simon-upside-the-head, please? Get the hell out of America, go to therapy for real, and maybe join a knitting circle or something. Just get out of the house for a bit, okay, sweetie?

Also, I want more Lucy content, and I'm mad we didn't get that. Simon should get his mum back for all his childhood trauma. I love Lady Salisbury and Jamie, but I want simon to get a big hug from his mum and told none of it was his fault. (Glad Davi is dead though, so glad we resorted to violence, no matter how accidental)

I also just want an entire book about Agatha and Niamh as well as one for Penny and Shep. Shep is such an awesome character, and Niamh has so much potential to be the only voice of reason besides Penny in this whole damn series. Bless her

I apologise for the late night rant. It has been literally months since I reread the books, and I'm very obviously still not okay and full of rage.

[styx-x]

vampire barette boy