#simpsons quotes

[queerryan]

*Court of owls is back and the batfam is trying to get inside to know what they're doing now*

Tim: Dick, you had history with the court, do you have anything that give us any connection to them?

Dick: sure let's see *open wallet and start picking up cards* I'm an Elk, a Mason, a communist, I'm the president of the gay and lesbian alliance...

...for some reason, ah here it is! Court of owls member.

[todayontumblr]

yes, I should be...

good lord, *what is happening in there*

aurora borealis?

aurora borealis!? 

at this time of year

at this time of day

in this part of the country

localized entirely within your kitchen!?

yes

may I see it?

no

Voting ended onDec 13, 2023

[ririwithrice]

if you see a sign saying “don’t feed the bears” MAN YOU BETTER NOT FEED THOSE BEARS

[irlsimpsons]

Mt. Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill Season Pass available as luggage tags on Etsy!

[blogelle]

Watching the Simpsons before bed is life. Sometimes I don’t do it and then I go to bed thinking about the Simpsons until I fall asleep instead of daydreaming about my crush like my friends do😭

[damagedghoulette]

Copia, stressed on Tour: I have no money and 8 kids.. why can’t I have 8 money and no kids ):

Dewdrop, glaring at copia: Hey! We’re right here ya know?

Phantom, being helpful in his own special way: You can have all the money in the world but there’s one thing you will never have Papa..

Copia, rubbing his face: What’s that Mio Caro?

Phantom, rocking on his feet giving the biggest grin: A dinosaur.

[wastingmymind]

[kanna-banana]

"If you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks in two"