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Siren Son’s Bull Hybrid Duke 🤝 Redacted Audios’ Sam Collins

Both of them calling their partner ‘Darlin’ 🤝

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If I was the Lawyer for VA ASMR Universe characters:

Mono back at it again because I got bored lol. Pride event is being worked on but I had a crack idea and well—

Idk I just was thinking that this would be funny if I was the lawyer for these people and evaluated their crimes. Inspired by the Anime Lawyer tiktoks.

IF I WAS A LAWYER IN THE VA ASMR CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

Part 1 I guess:

Me: Alright *cracks knuckles* Let’s start today!

Client One: Mr. Wood (Merfolk - Obsidian Lantern)

Me: Okay Mr. Wood, you’re being sued by. . . the Merfolk kingdom for the torture, assault and kidnapping of Merfolk citizens and you have several more charges for attempted murder of a merfolk child and homicide of a merfolk adult. 

Me: *slams portfolio shut* All I’m saying, in legal terms, you’re ✨screwed✨

Client 2: Lorenzo Family (City Wolf and Country Lamb - Nomads Tales and Audios)

Me: Okay. . . *flips through portfolio*

Me: Why are you here? Oh well that might be because of the criminal amounts of child negligence, severe emotional damages, the several attempted murders and kidnappings, or the plethora of other charges that are currently being written against you—

Me: Also, you are literally the mafia and have committed so many other violent crimes that I’m pretty sure is above my pay grade and clearance of this to discuss with you—

Me: And no, trying to justify “family legacy” will not hold up in the court of law.

Client 3: Nix (Meeting With A Divine - Siren’s Son ASMR)

Me: Okay Mr. *flips through binder* Nix, you are being sued for child support by the spouses of your copious amounts of children after you abandoned them. 

Me: I don’t know what to say as your lawyer besides the fact that I guarantee you cannot fight this—what do you mean you’ll try and seduce the judge—? No, now that would put you in contempt of court for the numerous severe ethical and legal violations—

Client 4: Kody (Water Elemental - Redacted Audio)

Me: Good evening Mr. Kody. *Flips though binder*

Me: You are being sued for magical misconduct and assault. It wasn’t assault and they consented and it’s being blown out of proportion? Uh huh, sure. Because according to this report, *points* it specifically states that the humanborn freelancer didn’t know what ‘bridging’ was, and that is known in the legal world as uninformed consent, meaning the consent is null and void and you sir are looking down the barrel of a good few months to a good few years in prison with restitution payments—

Client 5: Albus York (Bastards vs Zombies)

Me: finally—my final client of the day!

Me: OH COME ON—

[WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK]

Me: *sigh* Mr. York, are you aware that you have several warrants out for your arrest, theft/stolen property charges, kidnapping charges, murder charges and drunken disorderly conduct charges?

Me: Okay so the kidnapping charges are falsified you say? Do you have proof? Oh okay, let me see those files *fixes glasses and looks at papers before closing the file* Okay yeah we can get those charges dropped, probably. But about those murder charges—

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VA YOUTUBER D&D NEEDS TO BE UPON US

If VA YouTubers did D&D together, it might just be the most legendary thing ever, so let me make predictions:

Yuurivoice would be either a warlock or a wizard and would absolutely cast the funniest fucking spells, out of spite. He’d be lore-oriented, but at some point he’s get a little too serious and get silly OR he’d be a lawful neutral cleric according to my bug army D&D analysis bestie. I think he’s chaotic neutral, might just be me. He would undoubtedly be a cleric though. If he was a wizard, like I originally said, his ass would be casting a fireball any chance he gets.

Escaped would be a barbarian, let me cook, okay? I’m sure he could also be the DM, but he would TRAUMATIZE the party mark my fucking words. Anyway, he’d be chaotic evil, maybe chaotic good, but bro has not shown remorse for Crow or Chronus Seven and I haven’t forgiven him yet(could be chaotic neutral but hmmmmm). But he would have a giant two headed axe, bear with me now.

Escaped also gives me hella Astarion vibes but that might just be because of NIFODD. . .

I would love to tell you my ideas for PebblesASMR, because he is not free from me either lmao. I asked the bug army and got the response that he’d be a lawful evil, earth genasi sorcerer. Now, I don’t believe he’d be lawful evil, maybe lawful neutral? But I have a funny ass idea so here it is. Instead of being a normal player, I feel he’d just be a sentient sorcerer pebble with googly eyes. He would sit on Escaped’s shoulder and they would scheme or some shit. Believe it, I say those two would get along like a house on fire.

They would cook up some scheme and do the funniest of shenanigans together(someone please draw this it would be funny as all hell) and if Pebbles was an earth Genasi sorcerer and Escaped was a Barbarian, what do y’all think would happen? Me personally, the world would never see peace, or know it, ever again. The unbeatable duo that I’ve literally NEVER SEEN INTERACT LIKE WHAT.

Obi would be a Dragonborn, chaotic good. I’d say he’d be a true neutral warlock, maybe chaotic neutral or good neutral if you give him Zef or Timmy’s charms. In his Baldur’s gate, he’s a bard and he’s true neutral, however I have an idea of who would be the bard of the group. Who is his patron? I literally have no idea I’d say Bella (because the divines series has me in a chokehold rn and I can’t remember D&D gods) but maybe they have ideas? Anyway, Obi as a dragonborn is an elite masterpiece I came up with after listening to some TROY and getting in my ✨vibes✨. Would be peak and elite. Change my mind.

MAGE IT’S YOUR TURN NOW FACE YOUR FATE. *rubs hands together evilly* I’ve cooked up something for you—

Mage would be. . .either a neutral-evil wizard (harness your inner mlp friendship is magic) and would be a schemer (messing with folks for the fun of it{translation: traumatizing the masses}) OR Druid Wizard multi class, still neutral evil. Or as stated by you, *clear throat* a human spell caster named Captain Salad. From the old and noble Salad family. And her name isn’t captain she just doesn’t like her first name and thinks captain is a cool moniker. Her tactics involve throwing fireballs from a big stick at everything (amen would do the same tbh what a queen) and the stick isn’t even necessary she just found a branch.

Hear me on this ASMR VA Community, M would be a true neutral fighter monk multi class. I have nothing else to say but that they’d slay, literally. Would beat people up and not break a SINGLE sweat. Would also ironically be the peacekeeper, because this group is full of chaos and they seem the most sane?

Anyway, ShiningArmorASMR is up next and man would undoubtedly be a chaotic neutral, Artificer. My good sir gives me the most Arcane vibes out of everyone on this list. Inventor? Yes. Magic? Yes. Dude will channel the arcane as a master of invention and will be fashionable while doing it. Now, Ellis could be chaotic neutral, that would also make sense too.

Siren, Siren, Siren. SIREN’S SON TIME! He’d be either: A. A chaotic good/neutral bard, and I think he’d carry a lute, not a lyre, although he does give EPIC Apollo vibes. B. A chaotic good Druid. C. A lawfully evil bard. He really just gives me Halsin vibes from BG3 and actuslly has a fae character who has a SHOCKINGLY SIMILAR LOOK to Halsin. Coincidence, you say? I think not but okay.

Kabuya is him in Baldur’s gate. Warforged Barbarian, lawfully neutral (cuz of Biggs). Maybe a rogue if not a barbarian? In my mind, barbarian is obvious, as is being lawfully neutral, but along with M, he’d keep the peace in the group, just differently. He’d keep the peace by either a, glaring, or b, threats with a sledgehammer(that would be peak don’t lie or disagree). Either way, he’d be chiller? Probably one of the more logical ones within the party.

I have seen one of Scythe’s videos. It was a GOTCHA one. I’m planning on getting into his series but here’s what I’ve collected so far. Chaotic neutral/evil necromancer. His videos are very much horror esc, and hear me out when I say that man would rise an army of the undead to win a battle or simply put, a bet or wager.

As for GoodBoyAudios, who I am also planning on listening to! Fonzie thinks that he’d a a true neutral (added by critical roll) bloodhunter.

Atonal ASMR is a true neutral. I think that he might be a wizard of sorts? I’m honestly confused for him but I think he’d also keep a little peace in the group, but if he was a warlock instead of a wizard,(and keep with me) he’d be dedicated to the star god in his series. Even if it’s not canon to D&D I’m tired and it’s midnight and this is pure ideas and spite.

Nomads Tales & Audios, your time has come. A ranger, he’d be a ranger. Either lawful evil OR lawful neutral. He might not be keeping the peace within the group, but he’s going to have Deacons’ and Conners’ humor.

Finally, Daysprite would be a chaotic good Dragonborn sorcerer. Haven’t heard much from them YET! So I can’t do much judging, however, them as a Dragonborn would be sick as hell and a sorcerer kind of makes sense for them. Might just be their vibes.

If you have any more ideas reblog or comment, I’d love to hear your thoughts.

@fronzie , anything to add?

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i got a stomach bug unfortunately and it’s 1AM. I can’t sleep so uh this is how you can pull off a Little Shop Of Horrors AU with Siren’s character Pierce, child of Leo

btw not able to post bts because of how sick i am :(

HOW TO DO A LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS AU FOR PIERCE/SIREN SOM ASMR’S FLORIST SERIES BY fronzie

TW; Spoilers for both Pierce’s RELEASED story and Little Shop of Horrors, mentions of abuse, gun violence, character death, ACCIDENTAL suicide. so the usual

PART ZERO (0) - HOW DID THIS COME TO BE

So at my school we’re doing Little Shop 2003 ver (will refer to it as LSoH for now on) and I’m an understudy for one of the main cast. While listening to some of the songs i had to memorize, I listened to The Meek Shall Inherit. Really good 10/10. Then I thought to myself, ‘hey, doesn’t siren have a florist character that could work?’ And he does! So i binged the entire Pierce series to get my knowledge. The idea was soon scrapped however because i do not have the time nor the motivation to do 2:22 minutes of single frame editing.

now let’s go >:)

PART ONE (1) - BACKGROUND INFORMATION

For those who don’t know, LSoH is a musical that dates back to the 60s with its first production. The story goes as followed;

Meek flower shop assistant Seymour pines for co-worker Audrey. During a total eclipse, he discovers an unusual plant he names Audrey II, which feeds only on human flesh and blood. The growing plant attracts a great deal of business for the previously struggling store. After Seymour feeds Audrey's boyfriend, Orin, to the plant after Orin's accidental death, he must come up with more bodies for the increasingly bloodthirsty plant.

Soon, when Seymour’s adoptive father/boss, Mushnik, gets on his tail Seymour feeds him too to Audrey Two. Depending on the iteration (1980s movie, 2003 musical, 1982 musical, 2023 musical, etc) the story ends differently. In the 1980s movie, Seymour kills Audrey II and saves Audrey, blowing up the shop in the process. However in tbe 2003 musical, Audrey gets lured by Audrey II to her death, resulting in Seymour’s successful suicide attempt by jumping into Audrey II/Twoey to kill it.

HOWEVER. Pierce’s story is entirely different than the story of LSoH. It follows Pierce, a student with a rather good green thumb at Westhaven High. He’s a shy nerdy guy who has a crush on the listener (which is lwk kinda obvious) whilst helping them find this mysterious blue flower they were looking for. Throughout the series, it’s told to the listener that Pierce is the child of one of the divines. Specifically Leo, god of Earth, plant life, and animals. It only has 4 parts but it is severely intense by EP 3.

PART TWO (2) - THE CHARACTER LIST + MATCH UPS

Alright, casting call time. This’ll be a bit hard but trust me I have an IDEA of what im doing

SEYMOUR = PIERCE this is just obvious, main character and main character. they just equal some how

AUDREY = LISTENER same with this one. they oddly equal somehow. plus this lwk takes after my listener for his series, Marigold

MUSHNIK = A TEACHER/TEACHER IN CHARGE OF GARDENING CLUB I know there HAS to be a teacher supervisor for this greenhouse. so yeah the teacher exists now, idk

ORIN = JASON YEAH I SAID IT SO WHAT-/silly. But obviously there will be some tweaks like the lack of a real ‘lovers’ relationship. It would be more like a bully & bully victim complex. NO I DO NOT SHIP BULLY X VICTIM

AUDREY II/TWOEY/THE PLANT = MOONBELL hmo on this. it’s an overgrown moonbell with characteristics like a cowplant/Laganaphyllis simnovorii from the sims (if you couldn’t tell by the name).

THE GIRLS = MUSES OF VOX If you don’t know the movie/show, there are three girls that act like Untrustworthy Narrators. They influence Seymour to continue feeding the plant. I feel like that just screams muses of Vox. Their most prominent thing is how they sing. It’s like a Greek Chorus.

PART THREE (3) - SONGLIST

If you remember the first time I did this, I added a song list and explanations to each song. We’re doing the same for this.

SONGLIST I - Prologue - NARRATOR & THE GIRLS II - Skid Row (Downtown) - THE GIRLS, MUSHNIK, AUDREY, SEYMOUR III - Da-Doo - SEYMOUR, THE GIRLS IV - Grow For Me - SEYMOUR V - WSKID Skid Row Radio - THE GIRLS VI - Ya Never Know - MUSHNIK, THE GIRLS, SEYMOUR VII - Somewhere That’s Green - AUDREY VIII - Closed For Renovations - SEYMOUR, AUDREY, MUSHNIK IX - Dentist! - ORIN, THE GIRLS X - Mushnik and Son - MUSHNIK, SEYMOUR XI - Feed Me (Git It!) - SEYMOUR, AUDREY II, THE GIRLS XII - Now (It’s Just The Gas!) - SEYMOUR, ORIN XIII - Act I Finale - THE GIRLS, AUDREY II

XIV - Entr’ance - Instrumental XV - Call Back In The Morning - SEYMOUR, AUDREY XVI - Suddenly Seymour - AUDREY, SEYMOUR XVII - Suppertime - AUDREY II, MUSHNIK, SEYMOUR XVIII - The Meek Shall Inherit - FEATURED ROLES, SEYMOUR, THE GIRLS XIX - Sominex / Suppertime II - AUDREY II, AUDREY, SEYMOUR XX - Somewhere That’s Green (Reprise) - AUDREY, SEYMOUR, THE GIRLS XXI - Bigger Than Hula-Hoops - FEATURED ROLE, SEYMOUR, AUDREY II XXII - Finale Ultimo (Don’t Feed The Plants) - ENTIRE CAST

PART FOUR (4) - PLOT EXPLANATION

So how do you connect the grim tale of hating ficuses to the literal greed thumb graced child of the Earth God? I’ll tell you; AUs!

At one point, after decades of ignoring humanity, Vox ‘checks in’ if you will. It’s the 1960s/the equivalent of the 60s for the region of Westhaven. Vox’s encounters with human civilization weren’t…the best so he decides to send three musical muses; Sonus, Aud, and Voc (Prologue). With semi divine power, the muses find Pierce and the story begins (Skid Row (Downtown) )

Pierce, while shopping at a small florist in a town decently close to Westhaven, finds this odd looking blue plant under a Solar Eclipse. Interested, he buys it. Obviously he has some fatigue when around the plant but that isn’t important. He takes it to his house and tries to grow it while balancing school AND the greenhouse (Da-Doo). However, as most plants are, this plant is stubborn and isn’t being fed the right stuff (Grow For Me) till it gets a drop of blood from Pierce pricking his finger.

Seeing the odd uniqueness of the plant, people start getting interested in the Moonbell (WSKID Radio/Ya Never Know). Bored out of their minds, the muses start interacting more with the story, like talking to listener about their dreams (Somewhere That’s Green). But that isn’t important! With the new success of this plant -called [insert listener’s name] II- the greenhouse gets an upgrade (Closed For Renovations) like better lights, better sprinklers (dk I’m not a florist), etc.

While the greenhouse club supervisor overwatches them, Pierce learns about Listener being bullied. And that bully comes up to the greenhouse, lo and behold, it’s Jason in a leather jacket (Dentist!). But that isn’t too important for now. Deep in the midst of new fame, the supervisor decides to ‘adopt’ Pierce (Mushnik and Son). Unfortunately, fame leads to…awful things. Like donating your blood to a talking plant! Twoey, the plant, begs for some food from Pierce (Feed Me (Git It!) ). While ‘agreeing’ with the plant, Pierce spots Listener from outside the greenhouse being ganged up on by Jason and his ‘posse’ if you can even call the group that. Seeing them being actually beaten and bruised triggers something in Pierce. This fucker has to go.

So, he plans it out. To chloroform Jason and feed him to the damn plant. Can’t be so hard, right? WRONG. When Pierce finds Jason, he’s outside the school doing a blunt. This isn’t just some physical altercation as Pierce tries to knock him out while Jason is out of his mind, but also a mental altercation because this is so so SO wrong but it’ll work…(Now (It’s Just The Gas!) ) Eventually Jason drugs himself to death accidentally and Pierce feeds him to the carnivorous Moonbell. (Act I Finale/Coda)

Great. Someone is missing. At least the plant is strangely causing a lot of success in the greenhouse. Unfortunately, that means there isn’t any free time in the greenhouse. (Callback in the Morning) That isn’t any fun! After the greenhouse closes, Pierce shows listener what he bought. A black leather jacket. This scares listener. They walk away from Pierce, not wanting the memory of Jason to stay in their head. But Pierce reassures them that he isn’t him (Suddenly Seymour). They kiss. The supervisor walks in on it and looks mildly shocked. He soon realizes something, Pierce is the cause of Jason’s death (Suppertime). He tells Pierce to turn himself in but is soon fed too to Twoey.

Days have passed. The supervisor is missing too now. The days slowly blend in together as people start paying extreme amounts of money to see the Moonbell (Meek Shall Inherit). Listener questions when the supervisor will return and Pierce says ‘not for a very long time..’ before almost going insane from Twoey begs for more food. Pierce lashes out at the plant, listener finds out about Pierce’s crash out and smacks him right across the face. They tell him off before going home. Pierce, boldly, claims he’ll get some meat from the butcher’s for a snack for Twoey. On Sominex, listener walks into the shop looking for Pierce. But instead gets bitten from Twoey out of hunger. Pierce barges in and tries to save listener but he can’t. They ask to be fed to Twoey to be a part of his fame -and downfall- (Sominex/Suppertime II & Somewhere that’s Green Reprise)

A student stops by the greenhouse, offering to give out Twoeys to everyone (Bigger than Hula-Hoops). Pierce realizes what is truly going on. Twoey just wanted world domination! Filled with rage and hurt and pain, he shoots Twoey. Since that doesn’t work, he gives it rat poison. That doesn’t work either. So, he grabs a knife and jumps in Twoey, dying in the process.

The muses, satisfied with the ending of this universe, close the story happily, ready to torment another tale (Finale Ultimo).

PART FIVE (5) - NOTES

this took me over a month to write all of this out. If you read this and wanna draw it/write about it, @ me in it! I’m interested in listening :D but remember; DON’T feed the plants.

[fronzie]

bro im cooking but this is taking so long smh😔

(so far three weeks to write it all out)

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In appreciation of Siren Son ASMR! I decided to make these lovely seven divine brothers. I tried my best, but I hope they turned out well.

Siren Son, if you end up seeing this, hi! I'm a huge fan and I really enjoy what you do! Please keep up the amazing work!

Here is the updated version because I forgot Leo's facial markings like an idiot! qwp

As the saying goes! A thirds time the charm!! Forgot Vox's forehead star on accident! I am a complete idiot!! T^T