you get me. like, we have almost the exact same hcs it's insane. btw do you have any fluffy/domestic sirity hcs for us?
i have been thinking about bitchkiller/grimkiller/deathstar/queenkiller/sirity (they have so many names wtf) so much recently so ty for the excuse to talk abt them.
it think their domestic looks pretty different to other peoples domestic lol, for them tattooing each other while high is peak domesticity. they have so many piercings and tattoos that they other did, so every time they look at any part of their body they see the other all over them.
they have each others hangover cures and routines down to a science, Barty knows that Sirius will get whiny and floppy and become completely incapable of doing anything for themselves, but after a nap and hot shower will feel better. and Sirius knows that Barty will have a headache and become super clumsy so Sirius will make him drink at least 3 glasses of water and make him sit down so he doesn't break another picture frame or cereal bowl.
i also like t4t barty/sirius, especially mtf sirius and ftm barty but really in any way, so i think they just get each other in a way most others dont. barty never makes Sirius feel bad for wanting to wrap themselves in a blanket and rot in bed and sirius will never question why barty covers up all the mirrors sometimes. they just understand and quietly support the other.
they find each other ridiculously hilarious and completely enable each others bad jokes, at any given function they will be cackling in the corner and when anyone asks what's so funny they'll try explain the joke and just get a blank look in return before bursting into laughter again.
they. never. stop. flirting. they are constantly hitting on each other to the point that people that don't know them well will think they're doing a 'will they wont they' thing and are shocked to discover that yes they are actually already together.
barty loves to cook for sirius. barty doesn't like to cook for anyone else but when it comes to sirius he's practically a private chef. he is, however, a completely pitiful baker. like, he's somehow-set-tiramisu-on-fire bad.
sirius dyes the green part of barty's hair for him, it took one instance of barty frying off the front part of his hair with bleach before sirius decided that simply wouldn't do and stepped in.
barty steals flowers from random peoples gardens to give to sirius and sirius thinks its just the most romantic thing ever.
tysm for the ask! i hope these are good for you :) it makes me so happy when people tell me that they like my hcs and have the same ones as me so thank you <3