#skz thoughts

[mei-junejuly]

does anyone else lowkenuinely freak out when they realise chris could be anywhere on this app lol

[euonna]

sometimes i wonder if chan is lurking in tumblr, bc he's already in x LMAOAOOO

[pineapple-burgah]

SKZ MTL to like BUSH

so my beautiful @emmiesoverthemoon asked for a mtl on whose most likely to like bush... iykyk

sooo here you go

cw: suggestive, sexual content. MDNI

hyunjin:

this man is a munch you cannot tell me otherwise. there is nothing stopping this man from eating you out. i think if you're ever like "not today baby" and he's like, "why?" and you're like "i haven't shaved" it then becomes his personal mission to convince you that he really doesn't care.

han:

boy prolly has a kink for it. like he's freaky for sure. i think he actually whines when you shave because he's like, "i spent months down here and now it's all changed... you're so smooth..." he prolly doesn't even eat you out that first time, just touching you softly to get used to the feeling. you keep it well groomed for him from that point on.

jeongin:

this man is freaky. freaky freaky boy. i don't think he would admit having a kink for it, but it definitely turns him on. like knowing that you would shave for everyone else but now you don't do it for him turns him on. i think he likes to help you maintain it.

felix:

another munch. another one who doesn't care. his main priority is you. if you feel good and comfortable. maybe you don't shave for the first few months of dating, but you slowly stop caring and BOY does he go feral for it. the thought that you had gotten so comfortable with him that you didn't shave and the idea that now he doesn't have to wait, that he can take you anytime he wants. yeah he's done for.

seungmin:

i think bros focused on other things. i'm not saying he doesn't focus on you, but like when HE'S needy, he needs you NOW. like he has to beg you, "i don't care baby please please please i need you now". but like you're kind of embarrassed, but he's just thanking you and praising you the whole time. yeah i don't think he ever notices.

changbin:

i think he's definitely a munch, but he doesn't want any barriers between his mouth and you. like if he's not eating you out, he doesn't care. but the first few days after shaving is the hardest to keep him off you. like he keeps being like "i keep seeing the image of you bare," and you're like "dude chill", but still end up on the kitchen counter anyway.

lee know:

right... y'all seen him do his body rolls and he's always lowkey watching himself.. yk... and i think that is why he prefers clean shaven. he wants that clear view of you. eating you out he doesn't care. but when y'all are going at it, his eyes are always locked into where you're connected.

bangchan:

ok look i'm sorry the guys a neat freak ok? not that he would ever tell you what to do with your body, but you know he's always more satisfied when you've shaved. plus, when he's cleaning you up, he always feels cleaner when he can tell you're clean, but when you've not shaved he just can't tell.

[pineapple-burgah]

I should be asleep. But I'm curious... If SKZ were in college... What do you think their major would be? See me personally, I dropped out. But I was studying education, until Gen Alpha came into the picture. I will not teach those kids. Anyways. Just curious. Have fun with this.

- 🎀

oooo okokok i've been thinking about this and it was genuinely hard for me but here are some possible thoughts and i would love anyone else to correct

and so fair about not wanting to teach the gen alphas hahah teachers are another breed

if you will also picture frat boy skz because they're all at college together and this helped me picture the majors haha.

bangchan: law

ok so listen. chan loves order and fairness. i can totally see him holding mini trials in the house over like leftovers or who gets to shower first..

and you can't tell me he wouldn't be a scary lawyer. like imagine scary leader bangchan enters the court and you're like oh shit and he's like "yeah so here's this piece of evidence that no one looked at before and he's guilty." and it's always case closed with him haha

lee know: psychology

ok i don't really have a reason for this other than i feel like lino would just love to learn about the human brain. like i don't even think he wants to use his degree, he probably just did it because he could. but in the house he's constantly watching the boys and calling it 'case studies'

and when he's out of college, he randomly brings it up. like, "oh well i learned in college that blah blah blah" and everyone's like "wait you went to college? wtf?" i can also see him just having the deepest convos about the human brain and then be like "anyway where's the pudding?" like let's study YOUR brain next sir

changbin: exercise science

we've seen the dwaekki gym skzcode and how sweet he was guiding his members. like that man is going to be a pt, that's his calling. he always loves taking care of his body. and he definitely gives out his advice to all the boys all the time. and when he sees them slumping over books he corrects their posture or when they've been studying too much he does stretch/exercise breaks.

like i can fully see him becoming a coach of some kind, like giving ted talks about food and how to have a healthy relationship with it. he probably did some classes on nutrition too.

hyunjin: teaching

ok you thought i was gonna say art hahah well yes that too. i think he studied to be an art teacher. y'all seen the skzcode where he's playing a kindergarten teacher? that vibe but like art teacher 🙂‍↕️ like he's constantly covered in paint or ink or chalk. but at the same time, he's slumping over books and studying hard to be a teacher. he and lino talk about child development all the time too and the rest of the boys are like "huh?"

like picture him helping little kids paint an apple.. yeah... those are my thoughts haha

also sidenote that i know he's like paboracha leader but i really do think he is intelligent, just lacking on some street smarts you know and i really believe that if he applied himself, he would be a very good student

han: journalism

ok so my thoughts about this... is vibes.. like overexcited hannie bumbling back into the house ranting about some foreign countries news and the boys are like "okay?" like he is so in touch with the world. he's very empathic so he definitely wants people to know about the world and feel as enraged as he is.

like i'm picturing clumsy journalist intern han jisung trying to balance everyone's coffees and handing them out before settling into his cramped desk. like i can picture him working so hard on an article and he's trying so hard to get his boss to read it. yeah.

felix: marine science

ok again, there is simply a vibe here. like the idea of student felix constantly coming back to his dorm wet from his practical studies or watching so many marine documentaries... i don't know why this is just the vibe i get.

like i could really see him becoming one of those people that do the animal shows at aquariums and he definitely goes viral because of his voice. he and robert irwin are friends for sure 🙂‍↕️

seungmin: business

man is practical. and i can totally see him being like 'cool, business works let's do that'. and he's so focused on his studies. like when the house is loud he can't deal, he'll go and tell everyone to shut up. i can see people constantly asking what he's learning about and his answer is always "business" and they're like, what specifically? and he's like "business."

like business man seungmin? suits everyday? calls about the new clients and having papers on his desk by monday? yeah i don't know.

jeongin: literature

this kid definitely dropped out. you cannot convince me he ever got his degree. he was definitely pressured into going into college so he was like, fine i'll pick a stupid one. like he is such a slacker. i can see the other boys constantly begging him to study and he just doesn't.

but even after he dropped out, he stays in the house with them. he doesn't move out. he just becomes the resident. and he whines when everyone has to go to classes because he'll be bored and everyone's like "then get a job?" "you shouldn't have dropped out then?"

[pineapple-burgah]

nothing came off as rude, dont worry! thats why I sent the ask, was to hear your thoughts! I'm definitely seeing that point of view now that you explain it. I love it. very cute, and I like your way of looking at it. part of my wanting him to be the same way he is with the members with a partner could definitely be because I'M a very muscly gal lol. I'd like to have my biceps bitten by felix as well.

OH GIRL IN THAT CASE EXPECTED YOUR ARMS TO BE COVERED IN BRUISES

ugh the thought of felix being with a muscly woman makes SO much sense ugh

he would show you off so often, like i can picture him parading you around. dude would get you to flex for him ALL THE TIME. i think he pretends to be weaker than he is just to watch you be strong.

he got changbin to come around and tighten all the lids of things so you keep having to open jars and such. and the whole while his eyes are locked onto your arms like practically drooling on them.

like when you guys are making out he definitely moves to your neck, then to your biceps and he definitely leaves hickeys there.

and when you bring it up to him like, "ok baby you need to stop leaving so many marks on my arms."

he just looks at you with those sparkly eyes and is like, "if other people are going to see your muscles baby, they need to know you're already taken. i'm just marking what's mine. i'm putting a very visible label on you. but if you really want me to stop, i can stop."

but in the end, you can't deny him and now you feel bad for even bringing it up. but good thing you've got them muscles he loves so much, because you let him do whatever he wants to them as an apology.

[pineapple-burgah]

Thoughts on changbin with messy hair and glasses 👀🫠??

RAHHHH NO THOUGHTS JUST CUDDLY BINNIE

UGHHH I WANT LAZY MORNINGS WITH CHANGBIN

i keep having this vision of like waking up, wrapped so tightly in his arms and you're like "bin i have to go to work" and he just groans in response and hugs you tighter.

but when you turn over in his arms, and see his fluffy hair covering his eyes, you just melt. and when you push his hair back, he eventually and reluctantly opens his eyes and when he sees you, he immediately smiles SO BIG like how is he so lucky that you are the first thing he sees in the morning?

but you convince him to get up, and after your shower you find him in the kitchen, shirt off, baggy gray sweatpants threatening to fall off (but that ass so juicy they couldn't fall even if they tried) and he's dug one hand into his pocket as he stirs something on the stove.

and then you see it. the glasses. the fluffy hair. the small domestic bullshit you used to cringe at when it was other couples. but here, with him, it's never felt like that.

so you wrap your arms around his body and press your cheek in between his shoulder blades and just breath him in. he hums and leans back a little, muttering "you're so hot. you know we also have a cold water tap?"

you breathe a laugh, "no, i like my skin to burn off in the shower."

and he just laughs, and continues to stir.

yeah so like i need him.

i said no thoughts but i lied i actually have to many and i don't know how to filter them HAHA

[pineapple-burgah]

How would you rank skz members most to least when it comes to dating a tall girl🫶🗣️🗣️

oooo okokok this was hard i rearranged the members multiple times so feel free to add some input in the comments lol

also just to say that the most the least likely's don't mean never or not happening, it just means... least... likely..

i feel bad when i do rankings sometimes because i'm like 'what if this is anons bias and i'm not feeding their delusions? oh god.'

most likely

han. ok listen. mummy? sorry, mummy? sorry. you can not tell me that this man would not worship a tall woman. he'd be like, fantastic, here is a list of things i can't do because i'm not as tall as you. like he'll be getting you to do random shit just cause he loves your height so much haha. like he purposely put the snacks on the top shelf and he's like "baby, i can't reach!" and you're like, "ugh, hang on" and as you're reaching up he's locked in to watching your shirt ride up too and he's like "ugh, this is the life"

changbin. lol i love my man but it's not harder to be taller than him, but i can also see him taking it as a challenge sometime like 'well i can still lift you' and you're like 'and i can reach the top shelf so who's really winning?'. at the end of the day, he's the little spoon and he's 100% okay with that. like you're like "you know i can still be the little spoon sometimes?" and in his cute little aeygo voice he's like, "nope, this is how i like it"

hyunjin. tall man x taller woman. he is such a loverboy like i can't see anything really bother him that much haha. but i can see him using you to further poke fun at his members for their height. especially if you're at the dorm with changbin and he can't reach something and instead of hyunjin doing it, he sends you LOL. i don't know, i have this vision of like walking around an art museum together and he's just admiring how beautiful you look and he definitely stays up late that night painting an image of you in front of a painting and he probably titles it something like 'goddess' or something. like your height is something comparable to heavenly images and like greek mythology. it makes sense to me that's all that matters haha

felix. again, loverboy, he wouldn't care too much about it. i don't even think he thinks about it. like, when you're at an event together and the photos are posted afterwards and everyone's like, 'why did lixie let her rock up in heels? shes so much taller?' and he's like 'what? you're not that much taller?' and then sees the photos and is like 'oh shit yeah ok... well whatever, more real estate to massage' and puts his phone away to go to you immediately cause he's more concerned that the heels looked painful than the fact that you're taller. like we love masseuse lixie, and you're tall limbs going weary? boy is in action immediately. he's obsessed with your legs. like he's always touching them.

jeongin. i can see him moving similar to han in the way he would worship you. but i also think that because you'd be taller than his members, he would use you as a threat to them. they're all like 'iyen-ah! love me!' and he's like, 'baby, go stand over them' and you just loom over them. like you know that meme of hyunjin? i think it's chan who's staring him down and hyunjin looks like he's trying not to laugh and he's all straight-faced? (i really tried to find it but i could not) that's the members at you. but i can see him constantly like pulling you down for kisses. he refuses to ask, he's just like 'c'mere' and yanks you down to him. you're like, 'you could just ask y'know?' and he's like, 'where's the fun in that?'

seungmin. ok like i can see it... but it's a blurry vision haha. like we all know that man is the farthest thing from nonchalant, big softie seungmin, but that's why i think he doesn't lean towards it? like he wants a girl he can bundle up well and keep in his lap. but i can also see him trying to do that with tall! girl, like wrapping you up in a blanket and awkwardly folding your limbs into his lap. like he spends so long trying to do it and eventually he's like, 'yeah that's good, comfy baby?' and you're like, 'not at all'. and he ends up in your lap instead. he likes to be manhandled so actually i can see it clearly now haha

chan. it feels weird to put chan so far down the list, but listen, he has big man husband provider energy. so not saying that he wouldn't date a tall girl, but i think he needs to feel like he's protecting you, and he would have trouble doing that. but i don't think he wouldn't, it would just be a lot of bickering i fear. like, "let me be the big spoon" and you're like, 'my legs are too long for that' and he's like, 'i don't care we're doing it anyway'. it's always more comfortable the other way around. i can also see him being obsessed with your legs, like constantly needing to swing them into his lap when you're just chilling on the couch. i can totally see him go full babygirl mode with a taller girl. like he would be giggling all the time. and also similar to changbin that he likes to remind you he can still lift you.

lee know. ok i love lee know, but mans is stubborn. like i fear he has a type and tries to stick to it. we all know he's a dom right? and he needs his girl to be at the right height for... things... and i fear he is similar to chan in the way that he needs a partner he can bundle up and care for. HOWEVER, i feel like he would switch up so quick for a tall! girl. like i'm picturing slow mo movie vibes, you walk into a room and everything goes silent and lee know is that "oh shit" and he spends so long trying to impress you only to find out you never reciprocated cause you heard he wouldn't date a taller girl and he's like, "i wouldn't date a taller girl, but i'd date you" and you're like, "that doesn't make sense, i am taller than you." and he's like "shut up and kiss me i can't reach". yeah.

least likely

[pineapple-burgah]

Who is most likely and least likely in Skz to date a fan?? Thoughts and opinions I feel like one of them definitely would but could just be my delusional ass 😪😪

okokok

most likely

chan (based on his recent bubble post)

hyunjin (mr.stayboy)

han (i actually think he needs it, like his ego could not handle if you weren't a stay)

felix (that's loverboy 3000)

lee know (maybe hot take putting lee know so high but bros ego is so high so like being with a fan i can totally see him doing)

changbin (my delusional ass says yes because we love binnie, but also reality....)

seungmin (i mean maybe but i think he would look for a quiet, hidden kinda partner)

i.n (based on his most recent live lol 'will you be my boyfriend for 5 seconds?' 'no 🥰 ')

least likely

now chan and hyunjin could be interchangeable, i think both of them love to feed into the delusions.

and if i could put felix and lee know on the same level i would. i could definitely see both of them dating fans. lee know would froth it so bad, like he would tease you about being a fan so much