#slendermansionincorrectquotes

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Fleetway: Are You A F5 Key? Because That Ass Is Refreshing.

Sonic.EXE: Are You A Software Update? Because Not Right Now.

Fleetway:

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Slenderman: I've Made Instructions On What To Do While I Am Gone.

Jeff: Mine Just Says "Jeff, No."

Slenderman: I Want You To Follow That Thoroughly When You Have An Idea.

Jeff:

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Lost Silver: Herobrine, Could You Pass The Salt?

Herobrine, Throwing Sonic.EXE Across The Table: There Ya Go.

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Offenderman: You Know My Motto. Carpe Diem, Carpe Noctem, Carpe Coles.

Slenderman: Seize The Day, Seize The Night... What's The Last One?

Offenderman: Seize The Dick.

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Slenderman: Nothing In Life Is Free.

Eyeless: Love Is Free.

L.J: Adventure Is Free.

Ben: Knowledge Is Free!

Jeff: Everything Is Free If You Take It Without Payin'.

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Jeff: Strawberry Milk Doesn't Taste Like Strawberries.

Eyeless:

Jeff: OR Milk!

Eyeless: Go The Fuck Back To Bed, Jeff.

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Jeff: Get In, Loser! We´re Going Shopping.

Liu:

Liu: This Is A McDonald´s Drive Way, Jeffery.

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BEN: Must Be Hard Not Being Able To Laugh.

Sonic.EXE: I Do Have A Sense Of Humor, You Know.

BEN: I've Never Heard You Laugh-

Sonic.EXE: I've Never Heard You Say Anything Funny.