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DM: Smaghed has a last name.

Rhi (playing Cordelia): Really, what?

DM: ‘Is-a-douche.’

Andy (played Smaghed): Rude.

DM: It’s a Potion of Bottled Calm. If you splash it on something-

Smaghed (minotaur cleric): Yep, that’s what I thought you said.

DM: There are two bugbears in the next room. They look as startled to see you as you are to see them.

Smaghed (minotaur): Hello.

Bugbear: Hello.

Cordelia: What are you doing here?

Bugbear: This is our house, what are you doing here?

Twania (avenger): So are we leaving the guards? We could become highwaymen.

DM: Three of you are good-aligned, you can’t become highwaymen.

Smaghed (minotaur): What’s my alignment again?

DM: Chaotic Florida.

Hamish (playing Thraximundar): What races have horns?

Andy (playing Smaghed): Minotaur.

Rhi (playing Cordelia): Tiefling.

M (playing Rupeet): A really unfortunate human wizard.

Andy (playing Smaghed): I can’t believe it, the one D&D puzzle where smashing something is actually the answer.

DM: Yeah, I feel kind of bad about that.

DM: What would tomb raiders be doing in their down time?

Smaghed (minotaur): Kicking pots.

Rupeet: Shoe shopping.

DM: ...Well, those aren’t mutually exclusive.

DM: Before we say goodbye to Smaghed, do you want to know the one thing you didn’t find out?

Andy (played Smaghed): Yes please.

Adam (playing Sister Mary): You have a prolapsed anus.

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