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Twania (avenger): So are we leaving the guards? We could become highwaymen.

DM: Three of you are good-aligned, you can’t become highwaymen.

Smaghed (minotaur): What’s my alignment again?

DM: Chaotic Florida.

DM: The corridor extends beyond the pool of light.

Cordelia: Since I don’t have stupid eyes like humans, I can see further.

Twania (avenger): What do your your-eyes see?

Twania (avenger): What’s behind this door?

Bugbear: Nothing.

Twania: Insight check. You want to try answering that again?

Bugbear: There’s a sign saying don’t open the door, so we haven’t.

DM: You find a stylish rabbit-fur belt in the farmhouse.

Rupeet: I inspect it for magic.

DM: You find that it gives resistance to poison.

Mary: I’ll take it.

Twania (avenger): You can only have it if you wear it around your neck like a collar.

Mary: I accept this condition...but which neck should I wear it on?

DM: You got your neighbour possessed by a demon that used to be in a furbie?

Marijn (playing Twania): ...She deserved it.

Twania: I’m not impressed.

DM: Nothing impresses you much, does it?

Twania: That’s literally my quirk. My tombstone will say “Dead and not impressed.”

DM: You come up to a blank wall.

Rupeet: I look for secret doors. I roll a 6.

DM: You find nothing.

Twania (avenger): I run at the wall. I roll a 1.

DM: You bump your head. Take 2 damage.

Twania (avenger): So we’re agreed, we’re leaving without releasing him?

Party: Yep.

Devil: I’ll be sad and lonely.

Rupeet: Fine, I guess I’ll go with the majority vote.

Smaghed (minotaur): Guys, I feel bad. He seems so nice.

Cordelia: That’s literally devils’ whole thing.

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