smurf village’s population was 100% gay men until smurfette came in and they started getting scared that she would judge them and their gay ways so they tried to flirt with her to convince her that they were straight, not realizing she was a lesbian

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smurf village’s population was 100% gay men until smurfette came in and they started getting scared that she would judge them and their gay ways so they tried to flirt with her to convince her that they were straight, not realizing she was a lesbian
Alpha!volo would be a mega asshole this fucker knows his Alpha privilege and he will use it, fuck him and everything he stands for
this is an invitation please Volo be my Alpha please be mean I deserve it
Since Legends Arceus is in the past, you can’t tell me they don’t have heavy standards for omegas.
And Volo knows he’s a gorgeous man, not only does he have power, strength, and charm to back it up, but his alpha status adds to it.
And you, the little hero, Arceus’s chosen one, an omega of all things.
He can’t deny your scent alone is addicting, he can’t lie and say he hasn’t dreamy about pinning you down, fucking his knot into you and sinking his teeth into your neck to claim you as his omega.
He won’t tell you (unless you ask) all the times he’s dreamed about coming home to you, his sweet little omega spouse, at home, well protected as you should be.
Not running around risking your life.
Though it still pisses him off that Arceus chose an omega. Volo is sure to take his frustrations out on your hole.
i will never understand ppl who get into healthcare and who don't like. care. it just drives me insane.
The French philosophy on emergency medical care is to provide a higher level of care at the scene of the incident, and so every SMUR ambulance is staffed with a doctor. – WTF Fun Facts
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_medical_services_in_France
I can see you getting pegged by Leliana
Um. What? I don’t know how to respond to this. I mean, I won’t be against it? Try everything at least once, especially with Leliana. But, still, interesting ask, anon. I’m not judging, just confused.
Do you mayhaps have any enemies or friends to lovers namjin or namkook fics? Preferably not over 50k words please and with some smut if possible. I really appreciate your work here and I love the fics you rec and you 💙💙💙
Hey there - I do ^_^
Category 1: Namjin
The Snowball Effect by saengie
Rating: M
Status: Incomplete
Word count: 8,222
Summary: Three intertwining stories set over three days.
Namjoon & Seokjin - Chaperoning a high school field trip was never going to be easy, but teachers and coworkers Namjoon and Seokjin seem determined to make it miserable for one another.
Jungkook & Taehyung - Taehyung is rich, beautiful, and absolutely desperate to catch the attention of the hot snowboarding instructor Jungkook. Jungkook can’t seem to focus on anything when Taehyung is around.
Jimin, Hoseok & Yoong - Yoongi wanted to spend a relaxing week with his daughter. She wanted to spend all her time with her new friends from her ski class. Now Yoongi’s juggling the advances of two hot men and trying to figure out how this happened to him.
Comfort Crowd by slytherpuffphoenix
Rating: M
Status: Complete
Word count: 12,107
Summary: Kim Seokjin and Kim Namjoon are both majoring in Philosophy. They hate each other. But they also need some affection sometimes.
In which Namjin and Seokjin find comfort in each other.
marry me, because i'd like to date you by babylonn
Rating: T
Status: Incomplete
Word count: 46,544
Summary: It sounds like the worst plot to a Korean drama Seokjin has ever heard of, he knows this, but the only thing he can think of to save him when he's faced with deportation is marriage.
Enter Kim Namjoon, his devastatingly handsome employee who also happens to be the most infuriating person Seokjin has ever met. Mix in a romantically charged weekend in Hawaii, and many contemplative conversations with one Min Yoongi, and Seokjin soon realizes that he's fucked.
And the dimpled man of his nightmares has everything to do with it.
// Or: The Proposal AU where Seokjin forces a fake engagement on Namjoon and it turns out better than expected.
Category 2: Namkook
my esteemed rival, my beloved nemesis, dearly detested by TheTheoryOfDreaming
Rating: E
Status: Complete
Word count: 6,697
Summary: Jimin's ideas are always a gamble. Sometimes they're absolute genius and other times they are a recipe for disaster. Jeongguk is not sure in which category this blind date belongs.
OR
The one in which Namjoon and Jeongguk hate each other but then they don't.
Alright let me hype myself up and get my notes together real quick. In the mean time, let me ask. Is Laventon a top or bottom -chandelure anon
Trick question, switch.
Very soft gentle top, absolutely wreckable bottom.