six of crows incorrect quotes but they're all things my friends and family have said
"I feel like I’m a misogynist on the surface, but not on the inside." - matthias
"Your fly is down" - random person
"I know. I’m experimenting with my manhood. Fireball." - nina
"You increase my anxiety by like 6 levels" - wylan (to kaz probably)
"The fucking cherry and candles on my pmo cake" - jes
"Four pennies. The worst kind." - kaz
"I stopped listening cause my brain was like 'don’t do this to our relationship'” - inej
"I talk, I get a number, I leave" - nina
"Bro domesticity would do numbers for me" - wylan
"Wolves and feet, that’s what I love. (Days later) And ankles, add that to the list" - matthias
"Ah. It’s a party. Ah." - kaz
"So annoying. I don’t even like my own jokes. They’re, like, stupid" - jesper
"My throat hurts when I’m around you" - nina
"It’s my spores." - kaz
"What if I shot myself upside the head?" - jes
"That’s…a choice you could make. I would not support you" - inej
"You’re a walking contradiction. You’re a little snack and you’ve got a lot of talents, but you’re also kind of a decrepit old man" - jes to wylan
"Ahh I’m illiterate! Ahhh!!" - wylan, deadpanned
"Exactly! [kaz] is the type of person to help you grow balls just to stab you in them." - jesper
"I just wanna put my screw in. I feel like I’m just a little jar and my lid came loose and I just wanna put it back on." - jesper
(lying in bed late at night, dozing off) "salamander salamander salamander salamander salamander" - wylan
"did you just...chant salamander at me?" - jesper
"(snores)" - wylan
"Every time I look over here you two look like you ready to jump over the table and jump him, she look like she done with it, and you look like you did something" - matthias
"[kuwei], when you kiss people, do you go teeth first or tongue first? This is a quiz." - jesper
"You’re like a Swiss Army knife of uselessness" - kaz
"Are you playing connect 4 by yourself?" - wylan
"NO I WAS ABOUT TO WIN" - jesper after the board was reset so they could play together
"When you sense fun happening, is it your instinct or deliberate choice to strangle it to death?" - the crows to kaz
"Do you know his middle name?" - inej
"[Jesper]…skedaddle. I don’t know, that’s just his vibe" - nina
"I have an itch in the back of my throat that only a three double barrel whatever gun can reach" - jesper
"Have I ever told you how I feel about economics?" - kaz, probably
"Where's my pen?" - kaz
"I ate it. You're never going to find it" - jesper
"I’m going to go through your poop" - kaz
"He might" - inej
"Let’s make fun of him for how gay he looks in blue" - kuwei
"3 year olds: 1, you: 0" - inej
"The three year olds have more than one on me" - jes
"If I had to cut one of your faces off and wear it, I’d pick yours" - nina
"Your toes stink. Think about that tonight." - kuwei
