#solitaire incorrect quotes

[whatever-color-of-the-rainbow]

Michael: Are you a morning or evening person?

Tori: If I'm lucky, I get a few minutes in the middle of the day

[behold-the-brave-battalion-17]

Charlie and Tori, to the tune of The Final Countdown: IT’S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN!

Nick and Michael: *off-key kazoo*

[i-am-the-midnight-sun]

Tori: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

[anewbornrose]

Tori: I want someone to tell me how to live my life, because so far I think I’ve been getting it wrong.

[fandoms-my-fandoms]

Guys…I just found out that lemonade doesn’t hydrate you. Which means Tori Spring, our beloved iconic queen who ALWAYS has a beverage in her hand—specifically diet lemonade—is in fact NOT HYDRATED. I’m feeling so many emotions rn. My poor girl. I love her so much.

[henrythepug]

A picture of Nick and Michael doing the High School Musical dance.

I never knew I needed this.

[singing-mockingbird]

Michael: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Tori, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Michael:

Michael: fsh

[onespiderfrommars]

tori, lying under her bed facedown: everything is meaningless there is no point in living i have no reason to go on

michael: hi tori! :D

tori, immediately crawling out from under her bed: yknow we can't just write off the whole world as useless, there are a lot of good things about the universe-