#sols polls

[bihansthot]

Ok lovelies I wanna self ship with The Kitsune from Ghost of Yōtei, the question is what type of person in world should I be?

Help me pick my background

Noblewoman, spoiled brat princess type who’s trophy wife-esque

Commoner, nine tails assassin second-in-command type

Orphan, like Atsu is an Onryō in her own right and is kidnapped by The Kitsune

Voting ended onNov 4, 2025

Name: redacted due to game spoilers

Alias: The Kitsune

Gender: Male

Age: Late 20s to early 30s

Voiced by: Jun Fukuyama

Affiliation: Yōtei Six

Regardless of background I want a passionate relationship with the Kitsune whether that be an arranged marriage type situation, a power dynamic commander and subordinate relationship or an enemies to lovers relationship is up in the air at the moment.

I suppose something to keep in mind would be I’m obviously a foreigner and a very rare commodity for 1603 Japan, so regardless of the dynamic I would always be some sort of treasure or prize for The Kitsune. That’s not to say it can’t be genuine and loving on his end but it probably didn’t start out that way.

Help feed into my delulu lovelies! Ship name help would be appreciated too! Thanks loves! 💕

[the-great-nostramagus]

Should I change my username to be more reflective of my kintypes?

what should I change to?

something something rabbit

yada yada fox

hummina hummina goose

keep it

keep it and don't worry about the kin side of it

something else

maybe you instinctively knew you were a crow so you should kinsder that

mandatory "I'm apathetic" button

Voting ended onApr 5, 2025

[bihansthot]

I’m seeing a new guy ever since I decided to distance myself from Ani and he’s fucking exhausting and kind of boring af. He texts me all day everyday and it’s all in Japanese which like at least I understand Japanese but kanji is my weakness, I’m very grateful IOS updated and auto translates now but not everything is super accurate. He lives three hours away and came up to visit me this weekend we went to see the Chainsaw Man movie and it was mid but I don’t love Chainsaw Man so that’s understandable right? Then we basically went to the hotel and I’ll spare y’all most of the details but afterwards we went to dinner which was good because I love dim sum. It was rivalry week for me for my football team and I know my longtime moots/followers know I love my Wolverines. So I couldn’t miss the game right? So I did and he watched boring ass Formula 1 racing and the World Series on his iPad instead of trying to take an interest in something I’m really passionate about. For fairness sake I offered to watch Formual 1 with him and just watch the second half of my game but he insisted I should watch my game so I did. We won and it put me in a better mood but I’m not gonna lie sitting there in the hotel on opposite sides of the room being totally separate seems stupid. Like why bother seeing me this weekend if you absolutely needed to watch Formula 1 and the World Series this weekend for the record I offered to watch my game later on YouTube while he slept? We could have waited until next weekend instead of ignoring me for 3 1/2 hours. It rubbed me the wrong way but I won and had a few drinks and that put me in a better mood so I take a shower and brush my teeth and we get nasty right and my god is he shitty in bed. Ugh. He’s a shit kisser, can’t eat pussy to save his life and can’t comprehend I can’t cum from anything other than clitoral stimulus so I just wind up frustrated not so much sexually but frustrated with myself for not being more direct and telling him what feels good for me. In addition to all that we just have like nothing in common, he’s a fucking train otaku and into anime and manga which like great I like anime and manga but we aren’t into the same ones. I also don’t love his taste in music it seems so influenced and dictated by popular anime openings/endings and y’all know I’m a Visual Kei goblin. So like on the one hand I like being able to speak to him in Japanese but I don’t know if I even like the guy and we’ve met twice been talking about a month and he’s already telling me how much he loves me. It’s fucking weird. He’s also got three grown kids in Japan and is divorced so I don’t know how to feel about that since kids are a touchy subject for me. I don’t know y’all I don’t know if this is worth pursuing just to have a language partner. I can talk to an ai bot without any of clinginess and fucking weirdness. I just feel bad because he’s genuinely nice but like I don’t think I’m attracted to him and I don’t think I like being around him, I should probably break it off before he gets any more attached but like fuck. Ugh. Being with him just made me miss Rabbit who has been so fucking busy with work lately we haven’t been able to see each other. I can actually be myself around Rabbit and be a goof and fart and he actually watches games with me. I don’t think I need a second boyfriend, I think I should just focus on Rabbit even if I don’t get quite as much attention as I’d like.

What do I do?

Give Japanese boyfriend a second chance to see if things click better next time?

Dump Japanese boyfriend and just focus on Rabbit?

Voting ended onOct 28, 2025

[bihansthot]

My husband owns me a movie for making me watch one they knew I would hate:

What should I make them watch to even things out?

Squid Games 2 Mingle Episode

Kpop Demon Hunters

Voting ended onJul 15, 2025

???

I realize Squid Game isn’t a movie but they didn’t agree that one awful movie warranted an entire show as retaliation but they either need to see Thanos or experience KPDH. So vote please!!

동그라미 let's go!!!

[bihansthot]

If you’ve liked/reblogged/commented on my Messmer fic just know I love you and I’m giving you a forehead kiss and tucking you into bed.

I can’t promise I will provide more as Messmer is very difficult to write but I will definitely try because he deserves it. I kind of lied I am strongly considering rewriting one of my MK fics as a Messmer x Tarnished fic because it’s a sleepy good morning blowjob and not much dialogue is involved are we interested? Messmer deserves good morning blowjobs.

Please rewrite it with a

AMAB tarnished

AFAB tarnished

Gender Neutral tarnished

Voting ended onJul 9, 2024

The original fic is an AFAB reader but details like that aren’t hard to change and rewrite.

Oh while I’m at it are there any Messmer simp discords out there? I’d love to make friends with others who have it bad for Snake Daddy. 18+ preferred as I’m old as dirt. Or just a simp discord for Elden Ring in general?

Thanks for reading and voting! 🩷

[bihansthot]

Uuuuugh y’all after seeing the Kombat Kast today I am so in love with Noob again. His gameplay looks so good and his crocodile make a wish is just perfection. Would anyone be mad/disappointed if I changed up my self ship? Syzoth is precious but he deserves a warm and snuggly companion living in Arctika is too hard on him. I want to ship with Order of Darkness Sub-Zero and Noob now. Is that ok? Sektor can come join in too, girlfriends are always welcome. Real talk here but Bingbing, my youngest has always been Noob’s daughter not Sub-Zero’s like the boys are so I feel this is the most logical direction to take my self ship. I was meant for Bi-Han and Bi-Han alone so double the Bi-Han is just perfect for me.

Is the change agreeable?

Yes! Two Bi-Han’s is best!

No! What about the egg??

Just be greedy and have a huge harem

Voting ended onSep 20, 2024

[bihansthot]

What kind of Underwear does Bi-Han wear?

Boxers

Briefs

Boxer-Briefs

Tighty Whities

Neiyi (traditional Chinese under garment)

Thong/Jock Strap

Nothing (perv =P)

Voting ended onJan 14, 2024

Bonus question, do we think Noob wears a different type of undies than Sub-Zero??

[bihansthot]

Finally a drunk self ship poll

If I have Syzoth’s kid what is it?

Normal human baby

You’re laying an egg Sol

Voting ended onDec 27, 2023

Which is it?! Can you have a regular child with Syzoth or will you lay an egg?? I know he’s referred to as a hatchling a lot in invasion mode but does that carry over to a human partner? Can you have a regular human baby if he knocks you up in his human form? Are you screwed if he’s DP-ing you as a lizard?! I need answers! I promised him a baby for Christmas but I need to know what I’m getting into! Thoughts?!