“Don’t you ever wonder where your TARDIS is?”
15: “oh honey you were the heart of the bone palace this whole time!”
The TARDIS: “…”
15: “baby wish room nursery central command!”
The TARDIS: “…”
15: “wh-why did you do that babe?”
The TARDIS: “…”
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“Don’t you ever wonder where your TARDIS is?”
15: “oh honey you were the heart of the bone palace this whole time!”
The TARDIS: “…”
15: “baby wish room nursery central command!”
The TARDIS: “…”
15: “wh-why did you do that babe?”
The TARDIS: “…”
So we agree that the girl on the plane is actually Sherlock, right? Have we connected the “everyone’s asleep, but most importantly, Mummy” to his past trauma already? I know we’ve met the Holmes, but I smell something fucky here....
John: “Eh, well, I texted you the details.”
Mary: “Yeah, two different types of vinyl.”
Sherlock: “How do you know about that?”
YES I WONDER HOW
WHO DID THE PROOFREADING ON THE TST SCRIPT
WHY WAS THIS UPLOADED TODAY???!!!
I knew it.
Favorite outcomes of The Final Fuckery
"Imagine being sister edgelord's IT guy..." "Euros Dementia Dark’ness Holmes" "eurus edgelord needahug holmes" "Murder maze" "Azkaban island" The Moriarty entrance meme “Extended Garridebs / John’s TAB” John's "Bisexual Horror Movie Hallucination" Baby pirate Sherlock "john: and then sherlock batmanned onto the deck and we hijacked the boat .. god, that coat is fashion and function" (via: gregoryhouse) Canon parentlock TIN FOIL HATTING! All the great fix-it stories Also tea is gay & "what baby"
You’re always a good man, John. I’ve never doubted that. You never judge; you never complain.
“Mary”
For real, of all the things, this is one of the most garbage-y, gaslighting, bs lines in the entirety of s4.
Who the fuck is this about, anyway? John “you will hold yourself to a higher standard” Watson? John “you’re not a puzzle solver, you’re a drama queen” Watson? John “I’m gonna tell you something you just said is a bit not good even though we only met earlier today” Watson? Never.
Mary is The Worst, and probably John could never be himself in the context of that shit show of a marriage.
Next month?? 🤔