#sorrryyyyyyyyy

[maladaptivewriting]

i love reading wolfstar fics (if regulus doesn’t appear in the character tags, best believe i won’t be reading it)

[eichor]

How are you guys feeling about Strahd pony. He was born a pegasus btw. See my vision. Laser beams it straight into your brain

He probably has some dumbshit name like Zesty Von Strawberry

[chrispypapas]

i keep them + sebastian in my party for constant toxicity

[becauseicantthinkwritings]

Ben Barnes drabble anon booootttttttth please please pretty please some fluffy smut ❤️

Christmas Delights

Ben Barnes x Female Reader Drabble

Well? Ben can't be the only menace around here...

WARNINGS: Smut (18+), bondage and gagging, oral (f), mentions of sex, fluff, flut ahahah

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

"Ben." You whisper into his ear.

He doesn't move.

You run a finger down the expanse of his back, and you giggle as he gives a little shiver.

"Benjamin." You sing his name.

He lets out a low groan and you move to lie beside him.

He's lying on his front, arm wrapped around his dark red pillow, keeping his cheek pressed to the soft surface. Unbelievably adorable, even in his sleep.

"Mister Barnes, you have to wake up, it's Christmas."

A little smile grows on his face as you kiss his cheek.

He still doesn't move so you begin to pepper his face and shoulders with little kisses.

You call him every variation of his name until he finally opens one eye when you give him a stern "Thomas."

"Darling, it's Christmas, why are you waking me so early?" He asks softly, unable to ever be irritated with you for waking him with kisses.

"Bennyyy, it's Christmas and I'm excited." You say with a pout, "I worked really hard on your gift."

He turns over with a flop and reaches for you, grabbing your hips and pulling your body onto his.

He hums in bliss when he feels your body cover his. In the distance, there's 'Jingle Bell Rock' playing softly on your speaker. He laughs at your leashed excitement.

"You're not going to let me go back to sleep, are you?" He murmurs with a smile.

"If you really want me to let you sleep, I will." You say, kissing his bare chest, "Otherwise, no."

"What's in it for me?" He asks, his cock swelling at the dirty thoughts running through his sleepy head.

"Anything you want, Ben. Ask and it's yours."

He groans, considering the implications of your words.

His arms squeeze you tighter.

"Give me ten minutes and I'll be right there."

Your excitement makes him laugh some more, as you give his face an overabundance of kisses and you slip away excitedly.

~

You're sitting excitedly at the foot of the tree, scrolling through your phone when Ben walks in. You smile and toss the device over your shoulder but quickly scramble to grab it when you see that he's wearing a very imaginative Christmas sweater. Your eyebrows shoot up as you take in the sweater, modelled after a Christmas tree with tinsel and baubles over his chest.

Ben grabs your phone before you can get to it and you laugh hysterically.

"Why did we need a Christmas tree..... if you had that sweater!" You laugh trying to fight him for your phone. You spot an on/off button concealed at the bottom of his shirt and you press it, gasping as his jumper lights up with tiny multicoloured lights.

"Benjamin!" You exclaim with a laugh, resuming your efforts to grab your phone. He laughs and fights you in his vibrant sweater until you're pinned beneath him beside the tree.

"You're not appreciating my efforts, darling." He chides.

"I do! I do appreciate the effort. I just wish you'd told me about this sweater before we bought the tree-" you gasp as you're flipped onto your stomach, hands pulled behind your back and then bound with something scratchy.

Your wriggling earns you a sharp spank to your rear and you squeal. He turns you over once more and as you open your mouth to protest, you get a mouthful of candy cane.

It's pressed into your mouth horizontally and you give him a harsh look when he leans back to appreciate you, bound in tinsel and gagged with candy.

"Can't believe how ungrateful you are, darling, Christmas is a time for love and kindness." He catches the roll of your eyes. And he takes on a stern expression.

"You woke me up from bed this morning, and I demand compensation." He murmurs, tugging your shorts and underwear down your legs.

You squeal behind the sweet minty flavour and it turns into a moan when his thumb circles your clit. He keeps the pace unpredictable, speeding up and slowing down at his own whim, until you're pliant beneath him.

He grins.

"Ah, you're a much more agreeable person now, darling."

He takes his time, working you on his tongue under the tree, your presents for each other sitting right beside your head as he moans between your legs.

His head dips lower, nose brushing your thigh as he moves your legs over his shoulders.

"Time to give this pretty cunt her Christmas present." He murmurs just above a breath.

You moan his name behind the candy as his tongue makes quick work of you. You cum on his tongue but he doesn't stop until you've cum a second time and your legs shake around his head.

"Delicious girl." He says when he finally raises his head.

You struggle against the tinsel and he laughs.

"I'm not finished with you yet, darling. I still have to fuck you with my ugly sweater on so that you see it next Christmas and grow wet at the memory."

He grins as your eyes widen. He pushes your shirt up to expose your breasts, giving sweet kisses to your stiff nipples.

"Merry Christmas." He says finally, before pushing into you.

~

Merry Christmas Everyone 😁

[snowinabottlearchived]

𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙾𝙼 𝙽𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙰𝚂𝙺𝙴𝙳 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙼𝚈 𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴𝙳 @godlynumbers

𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓  𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘  𝐀𝐒  𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑  𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒 ,  𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍  𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐒𝐄𝐀  𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐃  𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 .   gloved   hand   covering   part   of   dark   strands  ,   trying   to   be   kept   in   shape   as   machine   was   exited  ,   expression   stoic  .   this   did   not   felt   like   the   last   time  .   this   was   different  .   stomach   about   to   turn   upside   down  ,   focus   wandering   onto   familiar   face   appearing   in   between   dozens   of   stressed   people   hovering   the   platform  .    ❛    hermann    !   !    ❜     arms   reach   out   to   wrap   around  ,   one   of   the   few   she   came   as   close   to  .   shivering  .    ❛    i   am   so   sorry  ,   i   came   as   quick   as   possible  .   ❜     sun   still   waiting   to   rise  ,   darkness   covering   friends   with   its   smothering   blanket  .   RUSHED   NIGHT  ,   change   of   place  ,   of   mood   way   to   abrupt   to   be   grasped  .   a   moment   is   taken  ,   fear   gripping   tight  .   tongue   almost   refused   to   press   out   words  ,   frightened   gaze   locking   in   with   opposite   ones  .    ❛    is   it   true    ?   ?    ❜     LET   IT   BE   A   LIE  .   but   another   nightmare  .

[damienthepious]

also R I P apparently i reblogged a couple different askmemes fairly early in november, forgetting that i was mobile only and now i barely remember the context of them oops, uh, but y’all are collectively the best and super sweet and i love you,

[howling--fantods]

heyyyy guys, sorry for my absence again...

some things have been happening that explain my absence. first i have moved out into my own apartment and it was insane (the moving) and took a long time but my apartment is amazing and im so happy :D

also my computer died, which is the real reason i havent been on in a while. so i finally got a new computer. 

so yeah, i missed you guys and i hope everyone is doing well <3333

[comfywolf]

praying for leons asshole

second time leon’s had a boy shoving something dangerous all the way up in his guts, but hey, at least this time he’s getting something out of it—