#sorry wylan

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Wylan: In retrospect having an abusive parent is kinda funny, like why do you have drama with me? Im 10 and love you?

Wylan: You literally chose to have me?

Colm: … Oh my

Jesper: Wylan, honey we need to discuss what counts as a funny anecdote

[jeremysknoxes]

i would say I was wylan van ecks biggest fan but the top spots belong to jesper, marya and colm so i will gladly claim fourth or fifth

[raggedy-annt]

…well

[billcarden]

TIME FOR A HEIST

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Jan Van Eck: Misfortune has plagued my life for many years

Wylan: Since when have you ever had misfortune?

Jan Van Eck:

Jan Van Eck: How old are you?

Wylan: *Glares*

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

I need a fic where Jan is released/broken out from Hellgate, I need Wylans reaction and how he copes knowing full well his father will stop at nothing to end him and reclaim whats “his”

I can imagine Wylan initially acting like hes fine (which obviously no one believes), and then shortly later leaving the room only to not get far as hes found clutching the wall mid panic attack trying not to end up on the floor

[the-real-gmail]

Silly Game Time: Who are the protagonists of two stories you really enjoy? (could be from any media: movies, shows, novels, games, comics, etc.) (yes, OCs count)

AND which of them would win in a game of mini-golf?

Ooooh uhh

LETS GO WITH WYLAN VAN ECK

And idk I'm stuck between clement Matthieu and kaladin

Hm

Kaladin would win, then Matthieu, then wylan