#source spongebob

[aperture-hag]

Cave: Oh, boo-hoo! Let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin. Caroline: This is serious, Mr. Johnson! Cave: I know. This really is the world's smallest violin. The lab boys accidentally shrunk the entire UP Philharmonic.

[incorrecttrolls]

[poppy leaving troll village to rescue the snack pack]

poppy, leaving the bunker: bye aspen! bye branch! bye darius! bye branch! bye harp—

peppy: you said bye to branch twice.

poppy: i like branch.

[bowser14456]

Random angel: *points to the Ineffable Husbands* Those beings are dorks.

God: Yes but they're my dorks.

[incorrectcuphead]

devil: f is for fire that burns down the whole town!

devil: u is for uranium.. bombs!

devil: n is for no survivors!

[ijustgotherebro]

Texas: it may be stupid but it's also dumb

[bowser14456]

Anathema: Those guys (Zira and Crowley) are dorks

God: Yes but they're my dorks

[bowser14456]

Crowley: *is sleeping*

*phone rings*

Crowley: WHAT THE FUCK! Damn phone...*picks it up* What Angel?

Aziraphale: Hello my dear. What are you doing?

Crowley: ...I was sleeping.

Aziraphale: That's fascinating. Are you sleeping alright? I remember-

Crowley: Angel, we both know you're just using me as an excuse so you don't have to write your paperwork.

Aziraphale: That is not true my dear! How dare you! I called to have an engaging conversation with you!

Crowley: ...Well I'm listening.

Aziraphale: ...Uh Marco

Crowley: Polo *hangs up and goes back to sleep*

[bowser14456]

Charlie: What could be better than serving up smiles?

Vaggie: ...Being dead or anything else!

(if this was already done eh im doing it again lol)