May 4, 2025
"Old Macdonald had a farm? What do you mean he "had" a farm? Where did it go??"
Serial designation J, while questioning the logistics of certain nursery songs and rhymes
seen from Nigeria
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seen from France
seen from Yemen
seen from Singapore
seen from Russia
seen from Canada
seen from Bangladesh
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye
seen from Brazil
seen from Japan
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"Old Macdonald had a farm? What do you mean he "had" a farm? Where did it go??"
Serial designation J, while questioning the logistics of certain nursery songs and rhymes
Zooble: SHUT UP! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET OUT OF MY LIFE! WHO HAS MY KNIFE?
(Pomni quickly hands Zooble a knife.)
Zooble: THANK YOU, WIFE!
(Zooble stabs Jax, who was the one that Zooble was yelling at.)
Elphaba, trying to read the Grimmerie: This book is hellbent on not giving me any information.
Elphaba: You exist to be read, for spells. Why are you keeping me from the spells? Do I need to unlock it? With magic? Do I have to unlock the rest of the book?
@azure-aeon-soulstar + @punk-squirrely-ghost
"Oh, hello! Nice to meet you, Mrs. Gangly!"
- Jax when Gangle first appeared in the Circus
Francis: Old MacDonald had a farm? What do you mean he HAD a farm? Where did it go?
[on the phone]
Miranda: Emily, where are you?
Miranda: No, I didn’t say go to New Zealand. I said, go and get me new sealant.
Wally: *staring at You*
Wally: *staring at You*
Wally: *staring at You*
Wally: *staring at You*
Wally: *staring at You*
Wally: *cheerfully* I have severe panic anxiety.
average commander meeting
