#source: clockwork prince

[etzeme]

tyler: did you just kiss me? wednesday: no. tyler: i thought- wednesday: on occasion the after-effects of the painkilling can result in hallucinations of the most bizarre sort. tyler: tyler: oh. tyler: how peculiar.

[ironstrange-is-the-endgame]

Tony: The Accords

Stephen: is this a game? We just blur out whatever word comes next to mind? In that case mine’s ‘genuphobia’. It means an unreasonable fear of knees.

Nat: what’s the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?

[givemetheusernamethatiwant]

"He's not hideous," said Katelyn

Neil blinked at her. “What?”

“Aaron” said Katelyn. “He's really quite good-looking, not hideous at all.”

“I spoke,” said Neil, in sepulchral tones, “of the pitch-black inner depths of his soul.”

Andrew snorted. “And what color do you suppose the inner depths of your soul are, Josten?”

“Fucking orange", said Neil

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Ed: Ah, having your annual “Everyone Thinks Edward Is A Lunatic” meeting?

Al: It’s biannual, and no, not that meeting

[incorrect-hunterx-quotes]

Hisoka: Ah, having your annual “Everyone Thinks Hisoka Is A Lunatic” meeting?

Machi: It’s biannual, and no, not that meeting

[drei-satzzeichen]

I don’t think Justus and a sense of responsibility are even on speaking terms.

Cotta, probably

[incorrectjthmquotes]

Nny: Ah, having your annual ‘everyone thinks Johnny is a lunatic’ meeting, are you?

Devi: It’s biannual. And no, this is not that meeting.

[incorrect-pokespe-quotes]

Silver: Oh, leave it.

Gold: She’s annexed my plan!

Crystal: Gold, do you care more about the plan being enacted or about getting credit for it?

Gold: That. The second one.