#source: dracula

[jane-of-almost-all-trades]

Jimmy, to Lalo: You’re a monster!

Lalo: And you are a lawyer. Nobody’s perfect.

[incorrect-supernoobs]

Memnock: XR4Ti, what I have to tell you is so queer that you must not laugh at me or at my husband.

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Last Dragonborn, to Miraak: I have crossed the narrow sea to find you.

[aaf-incorrect-quotes]

The Entity: I found a kitten today.

The Entity: And by 'kitten' I mean 'person' and by 'found' I mean 'killed'.

The Entity: I found a lot of kittens today.

The Beta Tester: you need help

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Once more I have seen Anton go out in his lizard fashion.

Trent Fernandez, Power Rangers Dino Thunder

[wrongmha]

Fuyumi: Welcome to my house. Come freely. Go safely; and leave something of the happiness you bring!

Source: Bram Stoker ("Dracula")

[goblet-of-lukewarm-water]

Ron: Are you alright?

Harry: No, no, I’m dying. But don’t get distracted.

[aryafaceless]

Arya Stark: I have crossed the narrow sea to find you.