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[incorrectmlpstudentsixquotes]

Luster Dawn: They say one out of every three people is stupid. I’m not stupid.

Cozy Glow: I’m not stupid!

Flurry Heart: (in the distance) COME ON SHAKE YOUR BODY BABY DO THAT CONGA, KNOW YOU CAN’T CONTROL YOURSELF ANY LONGER-

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Ed: I asked Hawkeye in her sleep if I could throw a party here and she tilted her head ten degrees to the left which is a “yes” in my opinion.

[incorrect-snkquotes]

Benimaru: Okay, what does A stand for?

Kyo: Arson.

Benimaru: Aw, you’re so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Kyo: Barson.

Shingo: *laughter*

Benimaru: What stands for C?

Kyo: Commit arson.

Shingo: Oooo.

Benimaru: D!

Kyo: Don’t come near me, I’m going to commit arson.

Shingo: *more laughter*

[legitlionkingquotes]

Kiara: I asked Dad in his sleep if I could throw a party here and he tilted his head ten degrees to the left which is a “yes” in my opinion.

[shadowsageingempress]

Six: I have a question.

Rk: Yes.

Six: Do you think soulmates are real, and that there really is someone out there for everyone?

Rk, internally: Could this be the start of a blooming romance? I didn’t want Six to come camping... but if I get to marry her, then maybe it wouldn’t be so bad.

Six: Someone is out there who will love you for who you are, and believe in you, and be proud of you.

Six: Not me though.

Rk: Cool, you’re only like a four out of ten anyway, you slimy weasel.

[incorrect101dalmatians]

Roxy: You guys wanna share secrets?

Dolly: I have a secret!

Roxy: Yeah, spill it, sister!

Dolly: I…kinda like a boy right now.

Roxy & Snowball: Oooh!

Snowball: I have a secret!

Roxy: Yeah, drop it on us!

Snowball: I committed arson 45 times.

[hitchell-mope]

Julie: Reggie, what are you doing in my house?!

Reggie: Don'tcha know what sleepovers are?

[incorrect-catcf-quotes]

The Roomba can clean the floors, but it can never clean my tears.

Doris Teavee