May 5
Robby: is it alcoholic?
Abbot: no
Robby: I hate it
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Robby: is it alcoholic?
Abbot: no
Robby: I hate it
*Jaune sees a book on the table in the living room*
Jaune: *picks up* Oh, what's this?
Jaune: *opens and reads* Story ideas volume 1
Jaune: This seems interesting
Jaune: *flips pages and starts reading* Ruby and Pyrrha are sitting in the living room watching tv, with a Pumpkin Pete commercial on screen.
Jaune: Wait, is this about us?
Jaune: *continues reading* Jaune walks in and takes off his-
Jaune: *terrified* Oh... oh no.
Jaune: *trying to look away* Ouurgh...!
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Jaune: *staring at the horizon* Why?
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Jaune: *closing his eyes* My eyes
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Jaune: *gagging*
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Jaune: *angry* In the face..?! WHY THE FACE?!
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Jaune: It's like you don't even know us!
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Jaune: *visibly exasperated* Upside down? With a bungee cord? Where did the LLAMA come from?!
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Jaune: *highly concerned* I don't think i can hold my breath that long. I don't think anyone can...!
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Jaune: At least my hoodie is in there. ...Way in there...
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Jaune: *tired* The... End.
Jaune: *drops book* QUESTION MARK?
Jaune: *he picks it up and sees* Author's note: I'll try to make some art
Jaune: *lowering the book with his ears ringing* I know now what must be done.
*somewhere else*
Blake: Hey guys, have you seen my sketchbook? I can't find it.
Nora: Is it the one with the purple cover?
Blake: Yes, did you see it?
Nora: Yeah, i saw Jaune reading it in the living room. He seemed very despaired.
Blake: *drops ears in fear* Oh no.
Signora: So, sleep well last night?
Arlecchino: No, Columbina kept me up for hours.
Signora: What do you mean?
Arlecchino: She just keeps on screaming, crying, begging for help, her things keep breaking, the evil laughter, sobbing, her TV keeps turning on and off, her window keeps opening, and enigmatic gusts of wind are coming through.
Arlecchino: [crunches on toast] You know, that sort of thing.
Because it's the Holiday season, let's put some of my favourite characters into one of my favourite Holiday "specials".
Pomni: You can't hurt us, we've all been... relatively good this year...
Evil Santa NPC: Oh? Well according to my list, YOU *Points to Ragatha* are a murderer.
Ragatha: What!? No I'm not!
ESN: You stepped on a bug!
Bug NPC: Oh god, why oh, I can't feel three of my eight legs, oh... bleh.
ESN: YOU *Points to Jax* participated in a game of Paintball, using REAL GUNS!
Jax: *Smiles wider at the memory*
ESN: You *Points to Zooble* ate this pie!
Zooble: No I didn't!
ESN: Yes you did.
Zooble (With a sudden mouth for no reason): I did not!
ESN: Yes you did!
Zooble, now holding empty pie tin: No I did not eat that pie! Look, you're holding it in your... Oh... oh you're good!
ESN: And YOU *Points to Pomni* forgot to thank your milkman for his CHRISTMAS CARD!
*The worm drama trio are cornered by some otherworldly monstrosities*
Reed: We're done for! Trish, if I don't make it, I want you to give my novelty toy collection to Fang
Fang: And if I don't make it either, please burn my new novelty toy collection...
Asta: Look, I'm clearly not the one doing this.
Nero & Liebe: [suspicious of Asta]
Asta: Because I'm STANDING RIGHT HERE.
Nero & Liebe: [more suspicious of Asta]
Asta: IN FRONT OF YOU.
Nero & Liebe: [even more suspicious of Asta]
Asta: [heavy sigh]
Asta: [points at the destruction, which is not where he is, for once]
Nero & Liebe: Ooooohhh.
*Team Hero being cornerd by zombots*
Sonic: It's over Tails! If I don't make it, I want you to give my limited edition sneaker collection to Knuckles!
Knuckles: And if I don't make it either, please burn my new limited edition sneaker collection.
Main Hero: Ugh, I'm a miserable failure.
Laid-back: Yeah, you are.
Main Hero: I've failed my mission.
Laid-back: Yeah, you have.
Main Hero: I could use some words of encouragement!
Laid-back: Yeah, you could.