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Dennis, on his first date with Robby: So I gotta tell you straight away... I’m really into BDSM

Robby, studying the menu: I don’t think they have that here

Jason: How old are you?

Alfred: Older than the universe.

Jason: Are you god?

Alfred: No, Master Jason, but I’ve spoken to her at length.

Jason: What did she say?

Alfred: She said she made everything except me and wanted to know who I was.

Mihawk: no

Buggy:

Mihawk: ... what did I tell you about batting your eyelashes at me

Buggy, sadly: it only works on Shanks

Gale: ☝️ Be kind, because everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about

Tav: You stole that kid's book because he told you your hairstyle made you look douchey!

Gale, serenely: And that was my battle. So be kind

Steve: I'm the hero that this island deserves.

Danny: You're the hero that's a pain in my ass. Get off the roof and come down for dinner.

Axel: [hears yelling and what sounds like a gun going off]

Axel: [snatches Roxas and Xion up under his arms and runs]

Roxas: PUT US DOWN

Axel: NO, YOUR TINY LEGS ARE USELESS

Joe: What’re you writing?

Nicky [writing a letter]: FBI wants to know what kind of weaponry we keep in the house. I'm just letting them know that's private information.

Joe [peering over Nicky's shoulder]: ...this just says “fuck around and find out” in calligraphy.

Nicky: mhm

Barbara: happy birthday! here's Paul's gift to you

Ringo: that's a big box!

Barbara: yeah!

Ringo: ... he's inside it isn't he

Barbara, sighing: yeah

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