#source: shakespeare

[papermariosuggestion]

[arcane-incorrect-quotes]

[adoribullpavus]

incorrect bugsnax quotes

floofty: "chandlo is your boyfriend's name?"

snorpy: "yes."

floofty: "i do not like his name."

snorpy: "there was no thought of pleasing you when he was christened."

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #1939

(Wash your hands!) (Dialogue from the Lafayette Public Library facebook.)

[incorrectgrayson-toddquotes]

Theater Theme Villain? Theater Theme Villain!

Nightwing: Step away from the bomb.

Red Hood: This little thing? I'd hardly call this a bomb. This is just to trigger the packs of thermals over there in the warehouse. Those are bombs. Those human garbage are gonna-

Nightwing, to his comm: In the warehouse, quick!

Red Hood, grabs Nightwing: I’M NOT DONE YET.

Nightwing: It’s not your crazy musical, Hood! Cut it off!

Red Hood, grins: All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players.

Nightwing: We’ll hold a theater night for you, NOW SHUT UP!

[inqueerect-quotes]

Erza: To do... or not to do...

Lucy: *smiling* to be or not to be-

Natsu: -That is the question—Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And, by opposing, end them?

Guild: *Dead silent for a moment*

Freed: Where the fuck did this guy come from?

Cana: Did I just get drunk?

Levy: I feel like I just entered a parellel universe what the fuck-?

Natsu: What? Igneel liked Shakespeare.

[a-very-gay-spider]

Ragnor: what, you egg?

Magnus: you are a saucy boi

[conn-tinuity]

CyberLife: Can we borrow your bodies?

Markus: To quote Hamlet, Act 3 Scene 3 line 87: “No!”