#source: vacation

[incorrect-losers]

Ben: Hang onto the door, okay?

Richie: Can I slam it on Eddie’s balls?

Eddie: So you admit I have balls?

Richie: Yeah, they hang out of your vagina

[mischief-marauders]

Sirius: Mother when we get to Uncle Alphards, do you think I can ride one of his horses?

Walburga: Of course, I don’t see why not

Regulus: Can I shoot one of his muggle guns?

Walburga: Absolutely not!

Sirius (laughing): Idiot

Regulus (whispering angrily): Too bad. I would’ve shot you off that fucking horse

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

I don't give a frog's fat butt who went through what! We need money! Hey, Porky, wanna look through Granny's purthse?

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

We pathsed a doggone gaths sthtation every 10 yards for 1000 miles, but when you really need one, you end up walking your tail off! This is no way to run a desert!

Daffy Duck to Wile E. Coyote

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Taz, please don't eat the truck.

Bugs Bunny

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Daffy: Could I do your back, honey? Tina: I've already done my back. Daffy: Could I do your front? Tina: Go do your own front.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Well, sthomebody better explain, or there'll, uh...there'll be a lot of explaining to do.

Daffy Duck

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

W-w-w-w-when I was a p-p-p-piglet, just about every summer we'd take a vaca-vaca-uh a trip, and you know, in 18 years, we never had f-f-f-fun.

Porky to Priscilla Pig