#source:gravity falls

[pinkangelcatwhiskers]

Husk:Studies show that owning a ladder is statistically more dangerous than owning a gun.

Husk:That's why I have ten guns. In case some maniac breaks in here with a ladder!

[sivsama]

Beta: Is that legal?

Aloy: When there's no guards around, everything is legal.

[weirdkev27]

Amity: (Turned away from Luz, looking at a ring in a box; she takes a breath) Now that we're alone, Luz, there's a burning question which my heart longs to ask of you.

Luz: (Tearing up) Oh, Amity!

Eda: Hey! You two wanna hear a joke? Here goes. I still miss my ex husband...but my aim is gettin' better! (Pause) My aim is gettin' better! (Pause) Y'see, it's-it's funny because marriage is terrible.

[t2316m]

Dick: No offense Dami but you’re not exactly “manly mannington”

Damian: Hey I am too manly manny or whatever you said

Jason: Face the music kid you’ve got no muscle you smell like babywipes and let’s not forget last Tuesday’s “incident”

-Last Tuesday’s incident-

(Damian in the bathroom dancing queen playing on his phone)

Damian: 🎶 You are my dancing queen, young and sweet only sevente- 🎶

Jason: (opens door)

Damian: DON’T COME IN! DON’T COME IN

[mr-skinman]

Eliza:What’s the one thing I asked asked you not to do while I was upstate?

Alexander:cheat on you

Eliza:and what did you do?

Alexander,shamefully:Cheat on you

[incorrectggtvavquotes]

Percy: what’s the one thing I told you not to do?

Monty: burn the house down

Percy: and what did you do?

Monty: made you dinner

Percy:

Monty:

Percy:

Monty:

Percy:

Monty: and burned the house down

[angelic-marzzz]

Donald:Louie it’s time we had the talk

opens a book called Why Am I sweaty?

Donald:It all begins with this little fella-The pituitary gland.

Donald:He May be little but he has BIG PLANS

Louie:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[rowstiels]

Virginia:What’s the one thing I asked you not to do tonight?

Dee:Raise the dead.

Virginia:And what did you do?

Dee:Raise the dead.