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curufin: can you do me a favour?

celegorm: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it if you asked to.

curufin: …can you do the dishes?

celegorm: no.

Sophie: I couldn't do this without you, Bi. Biana: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, but you could.

Natsuki: Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Syo: Natsuki please, it's 3 am.

Bucky:”And that’s my art.What do you think?

Sam:”I have some constructive criticism.Can i say it,i don’t want to sound too mean”

Bucky:”No go ahead i want to hear it”

Sam:”It fucking sucks”

Bucky:”That is NOT constructive criticism”

Dela: Hey, how would you like your coffee?

Adore: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Dela: One vanilla latte with extra marshmallows and whipped cream coming up.

Nagi: The best thing about me? I'm limited edition. There are no other copies!

Ai: Thank God.

(I'm not dead!!!)

Natsuki: My fish can break dance! But only for 20 seconds. And only once.

Shion: I'm great in bed.

I can sleep for days.

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