#source; youtube

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5sos talking about men's clevage

calum; that's what true masculinity looks like, okay. that's just a conversation that society isn't ready for yet

luke; let men wear bras

ash; like we know victoria's secret but where's victor's secret? like where is he?

mikey; what is he hiding?

source; spilling the milk

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Draco: Pansy isn’t really my type.

Harry, trying to be cool: What is your type?

Draco: Boys, mostly.

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Luke; I'm just looking at how fleek her eyebrows are right now

Luke; *immediately cringes, hoping no one will point it out*

Ashton; did you just say 'how fleek her eyebrows are'

Mikey; is it fucking 2017, are you serious?

Luke; listen man, I was--

Mikey; was your iq that deteriorated from seeing a nice pair of breasts that you went back to a 2017 meme?

Calum; what do you have to say for yourself?

Luke; I was just, I wasn't sexualizing her. I was just saying I liked her eyebrows. like what--why are you attacking me? like your the one who's like-

Mikey; now you're trying to make me look like a weirdo

Luke; yes! yea

Ashton; no, no, no

Source; Circle Stick

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Ashton: …like loads of planets have moons but we’ve called our moon the moon…it’s like calling me the Ashton

Source; Sidemen (Harry)

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5sos as Cursed Pick Up Lines

Calum

Are you a knife cause i want you deep in my stomach

Did you sit in sugarcane? Because you have a sweet ass

I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks

Ashton

Are you a beaver? Because I want you to handle my wood

Are you dead? Cause you look like a queen

I'm lost, wanna give me direction to your heart?

Luke

Are you an enderman, cause i get slightly nervous when i look you in the eyes

Are you a roller coaster? Cause the faster you go the louder i scream

Hey girl, are you a house? Cause i want to go inside you

Michael

Hey babe, wanna see my five nights at freddy's fleshlight? Chica edition of course!!

Are you an elevator? Cause i'd love to go up and down on you

Are you an oreo? Because i wanna split your thighs open and eat the yummy goodness inside

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Calum; do you believe cum is a soup?

Ashton; is cum a soup?

Michael; yes

Luke; if cum is a soup then blood is a solid b/c it's nothing but solids that are just very tiny

Ashton; WhAt ArE yOu BoTh TaLkInG aBoUt?

Michael; cum is just kid soup

Luke; child broth

Calum; you're asking too many questions for a Wednesday night?

Source; Circle Stick

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