#source: almost human

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Wyll: Let's go get some noodles.

Astarion: You are aware that I don't eat.

Wyll: Perfect. I'm buying. Let's roll.

[jobethdalloway]

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[inncorrectinnquotes]

You Like Me

Klbkch: "You like me." Relc: "Sorry?" Klbkch: "You like me." Relc: "No, I don't." Klbkch: "Yes, you do." Relc: "No." Klbkch: "You definitely do." Relc: "And how did you come to that conclusion?" Klbkch: "Erin. You snubbed her. You snubbed her because I died protecting her. You like me." Relc: "No. I snubbed Erin because she wouldn't stop bugging me." Klbkch: "No. You snubbed her because you like me." Relc: "Keep talking, I'll prove my point." Klbkch: "It is okay, Relc. I like you, too."

[incorrect-batfamily-quotes]

When your underage brother just wants to show you some support after you have yet another fight with your adoptive father…

Tim: So, um, do you want me to go to a bar with you and watch you drink?

Jason: No, no, that’s okay. It, uh, got a little weird last time.

[incorrectdanganronpaquotez]

Leon: I like smart women, you know. Women that are smarter than me. Sayaka: That won’t be hard.

[mondettacaptionsgames]

Ryuji: I like smart women, you know. Women that are smarter than me.

Ann: That won't be hard.

[incorrectdirkgently]

Todd: You can't cook ramen.

Dirk: Hey, I can cook ramen!

Dirk: ... Okay, I can order ramen.

[invorrectvoltronldquotes]

Lance: I like smart women, you know. Women that are smarter than me.

Pidge: That won’t be hard.