Aug 22, 2025
Steph, freaking out about college applications: Timothy! Where the fuck are you going to college next year‽
Tim, with a heavy sigh: Don't judge me it was my fifth choice... Harvard
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Steph, freaking out about college applications: Timothy! Where the fuck are you going to college next year‽
Tim, with a heavy sigh: Don't judge me it was my fifth choice... Harvard
Ned: We haven't done anything. We haven't broken any rules.
Peter: Okay, we've broken a lot of rules. One: We have fake IDs.
Ned: Fake college IDs, so we can get into their 24-hour library.
Nina: How can Jerome say we’re uncool? We have fake IDs!
Fabian: Yeah fake university IDs so we can get into their 24-hour library.
Nancy: We haven't done anything. We haven't broken any rules.
Robin: Okay, we've broken a lot of rules. Example: We have fake IDs.
Nancy: Fake college IDs, so we can get into their 24-hour library.
Jinx: *being arrested*
Jinx, upon seeing the police car, about to be put in the back: Shotgun!
Jinx: Just kidding, I don't have one.
Marmalade, to Otis: I lost my virginity in what I thought was a park, but it turned out to be a graveyard, and now the ghost spirits live inside my eggs waiting to be reborn.
Giovanni: *being arrested* Giovanni upon seeing the cop car, about to be put in the back: Shotgun! Giovanni: Just kidding, I don't have one.
*NWH Spoilers*
Garfield!Peter, sobbing while trauma dumping on MJ: ONE TIME I THREW UP AND GWEN CAUGHT IT IN HER HANDS CAUSE SHE LOVED ME