#source: caddicarus

[multiversal-fusion-reborn]

"Old Macdonald had a farm? What do you mean he "had" a farm? Where did it go??"

Serial designation J, while questioning the logistics of certain nursery songs and rhymes

[tadc-incorrectquotes]

Zooble: SHUT UP! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET OUT OF MY LIFE! WHO HAS MY KNIFE?

(Pomni quickly hands Zooble a knife.)

Zooble: THANK YOU, WIFE!

(Zooble stabs Jax, who was the one that Zooble was yelling at.)

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Elphaba, trying to read the Grimmerie: This book is hellbent on not giving me any information.

Elphaba: You exist to be read, for spells. Why are you keeping me from the spells? Do I need to unlock it? With magic? Do I have to unlock the rest of the book?

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

@azure-aeon-soulstar + @punk-squirrely-ghost

"Oh, hello! Nice to meet you, Mrs. Gangly!"

- Jax when Gangle first appeared in the Circus

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Francis: Old MacDonald had a farm? What do you mean he HAD a farm? Where did it go?

[incorrectdwpquotes]

[on the phone]

Miranda: Emily, where are you?

Miranda: No, I didn’t say go to New Zealand. I said, go and get me new sealant.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: *staring at You*

Wally: *staring at You*

Wally: *staring at You*

Wally: *staring at You*

Wally: *staring at You*

Wally: *cheerfully* I have severe panic anxiety.

[barakidpirates]

average commander meeting