#source: discworld

[bg3-fix]

Wyll: "There are causes worth dying for." Astarion: "No, there aren't! Because you've only got one life, but you can pick up another five causes on any street corner!" Wyll: "Good gods, how can you live with a philosophy like that?" Astarion: "Continuously!"

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Cody: Hunter, I always used to consider that you had a definite anti-authoritarian streak in you. Hunter: Sir? Cody: It seems that you have managed to retain this even though you are an authority. Hunter: Sir? Cody: That's practically zen.

[womens-wrongs-activist]

(Zillo beast rampage)

Mace Windu: Do you realize that we’re very probably seeing something that no one has seen for centuries?

Palpatine: Yes, it’s a bloody giant alligator tearing apart my city!

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Paladin: There are causes worth dying for. Rogue: No, there aren't! Because you've only got one life but you can pick up another five causes on any street corner! Paladin: Good grief, how can you live with a philosophy like that? Rogue: Continuously!

[burnbrighterthanever]

Lion: The innocent have nothing to fear.

Corvus: The innocent have everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term, even more from people who say things like "the innocent have nothing to fear."

[incorrectff13quotes]

Lightning: Something stupid’s been going on here, and I’m going to wait quite patiently until Snow owns up

[vigilantsycamore]

"It's only in bad taste when somebody else does it. I'm allowed"

- Blake after everyone looks at her in shock because she made a pun about Yang eating pussy

[theineffableoystercatcher]

Lan Wangji: There are better things in the world than alcohol, Wei Ying. Wei Wuxian: Oh, yes. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.