#source: fargo

[holy-incorrectquotes-batman]

Bullock: This is highly irregular. Montoya: No, highly irregular is the time I found a human foot in a toaster oven. This is just odd.

[the-black-bulls]

Finral, about Luck's obsession with fighting: This is highly irregular.

Gauche: No, highly irregular is the time I found a human foot in the jail's toaster oven. This is just odd.

Gauche: Lowkey mood.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Daffy: I'm not gonna debate you, Bugsy.

Bugs: Okay.

Daffy: I'm not gonna sthit here and debate that.

[incorrectbensler]

Olivia: What did I lose?

Elliot: A kidney. Look, I'll get you a new one, I swear.

Olivia: Yeah, you'd better.

[mlincorrectquotes]

Marinette: Chat Noir is really bad at this whole flirting thing. One time, he gave me a bouquet of poison ivy.

Marinette: He picked it himself.

(submitted by @lord-chungus)

[incorrectsistersgrimmquotes]

Sabrina: Puck is really bad at this whole flirting thing. One time, he gave me a bouquet of poison ivy.

Sabrina: He picked it himself.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen, looking at what Peter and Harley did: This is highly irregular.

Tony: No, highly irregular is the time I found a human foot in a toaster oven. This is just odd.

[op-trash-blog-of-hell]

Law: Luffy is really bad at this whole flirting thing. One time, he gave me a bouquet of poison ivy.

Law: he picked it himself