#source: haven

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Luna: Everyone in this world is crazy, the difference is some of them are just really good at disguising it.

[the-black-bulls]

Noelle: People really don't like going on missions with you, Gauche. The other day, Nozel complained a lot about you.

Gauche: Hm, let me guess — what did he say? He's unreliable. Dishonest. And a general pain in the butt?

Noelle: Ass. Yeah, he said ass.

Gauche: Wow.

Noelle: ...Can you go with Nebra and Soilid next?

Gauche: Sure.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Bard: Paladin really doesn’t like you. Rogue: Let me guess, what did they say? They're unreliable. Dishonest. And a general pain in the butt? Bard: Ass. Yeah, they said ass. Rogue: Wow.

[the-herdier]

Five: "Teagan really doesn't like you."

Turlough: "Let me guess. What did she say? He's unreliable. Dishonest. And a general pain in the butt?"

Five: "Arse. Yeah, she said arse."

Turlough: "Wow."

[incorrectspquotes]

Adam: There you are. I want Sanctuary protection around the clock. I pay my taxes.

Temper: No, you don't.

Adam: Some of them.

Temper: No, you don't.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Claudette: You're stareeng again! Pepe: But een a good way zees time...zat sounded creepy even to moi!

[incorrectkingkillerquotes]

Wil: Ambrose was found dead yesterday. I hate to ask, but where were you yesterday morning?

Kvothe: Oh, did someone take care of my problem?

Wil: Just answer the question.

Kvothe: They did? Thank you!! That is outstanding. Oh don't worry about it, I'm not offended you asked.

[twcincorrect]

M: You can’t extort me with soda and pornography.

A: Yes I can. We both know that.