Wayhaven Incorrect Quotes

(I do not own TWC)

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N: What’s your biggest weakness? A: I can be uncooperative. N: Okay, can you give me an example? A: No. 

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N: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for you health.

A: That's why I also bottle up the positive ones.

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M: I don’t have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty; ever vigilant. M: My bitch face will rest when its work is done.

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Douglas: Stop looking at me like that. Undressing me with your eyes. Detective: I’m putting more clothes, Douglas. 

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A: Please tell me you aren’t still playing ‘Simon Says’. F: I can’t do that… for two reasons.

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M: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

F, sobbing: It's not a joke! I'm a legit snack.

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F: N, it's the middle of the night, what are you doing here?F: N, it's the middle of the night, what are you doing here?

N, frantically: I need you to teach me how to use emojis.

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F: [Lifts 10 pound weight] F: Nice. F: [Adds “salmon” to the list of animals they could protect the detective from]

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A: Take off your shirt. Now. Detective: Well, well, well, someone’s anxious to see me. A: Detective, you were stabbed! 

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N: I bet you're all wondering why I called you here today.

N: We need to have a discussion about how some people in this room are not getting along with other people in this room.

A: No need to be vague, the Detective and I are the only ones here.

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Detective: A, I think you should play the role of my mother.

A: But I don't want to be your mother.

Detective: That's perfect, you already know your lines

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M: F is missing. Can you find them?

A: What, you think I have them microchipped?

M: Well, do you?

A: ...Yes.

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Sanja, doing a tarot reading for F: I don't know what's going on here. I just keep getting The Fool over and over again.

Sanja: Every card I pull. The whole deck is just The Fool, which shouldn’t even be physically possible.

F, shrugging: Figures.

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this was supposed to be A, changed it at some point but tumblr sucks and only edited the tags, i'll bully A some other time xo

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Sanja, doing a tarot reading for F: I don't know what's going on here. I just keep getting The Fool over and over again.

Sanja: Every card I pull. The whole deck is just The Fool, which shouldn’t even be physically possible.

F, shrugging: Figures.

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A: I just want to hear those three little words.

Detective: I love you.

A: Try again.

Detective, grumbling: I will behave..

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A: Not one word, F.

F:

F: Fergalicious.

A: I said no words!

F: Ohh, I see. Two weeks ago, playing Scrabble, it wasn't a word and now suddenly it's a word because it's convenient for you!

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Detective: Do you two always disagree like this?

N, simultaneously: Not always.

A, simultaneously: Always.