#source: mythbusters

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: *clenching the red envelope* This is why we can never have anything nice!

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Bellara: [calming an artifact] Rook, why are you standing so far away? Rook: Because I want to continue to live.

[incorrectbadkidz]

Gorgug: This Elven death ray doesn’t seem to be working.

Gorgug: …I mean, I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead, so…?

[incorrectrotgquotes]

This is why we can never have anything nice.

Jack Frost every time Pitch messes up his relationships with the Guardians

[superiorsturgeon]

Ren: This Vacuan death ray doesn’t seem to be working.

Ren: …I mean, I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead, so…?

[dragonflavoredcake]

Team ZIT: *building an automatic arrow-shooting machine* Tango, examining an arrow: Just thinking from a mechanical standpoint, I'd be totally pleased with two inches of penetration. Impulse: *snorts* Zed, laughing: Generally I prefer a bit more—

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

“Aw, floppers, there’s another damn Arachnet Cobweb in the rafters…” - Trixie

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Fidorance: when we're done being knights, how would you like us to be remembered?

Zius: how about for protecting the people of our nation

Fidorance: and how do you think we'll be remembered?

Zius: for blowing up stuff.

Fidorance: yep.