#source: sawbones

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Gabby: You’re a great friend.

Francis: You said that on the air, and that’s how I know it’s true.

[terrorquotestm]

Goodsir: It’s one of our great flaws that the thing that’s supposed to talk us out of bad thoughts, is the same thing making the bad thoughts. We just have the one mind.

[starlocked01]

Remus: And then someone will die and we'll write it down in our little note pad like "Do not put Substance X in Hole B." Which is the b hole, of course-

Patton: Remus!

Remus: You could celebrate me rather than try to tear me down. Okay?

Patton: You want me to celebrate that you said.... b-hole?

Remus: Yeah. I am. I do!

Patton: No.

[incorrectkuroshitsuji]

Ciel: What, was this guy a terrible person?

Lizzy: Well, you know... I try not to pass judgement—

Ciel: No, that’s my job.

[incorrect-osemanverse-quotes]

Charlie: People love reading books full of things.

Nick: Maybe nerds do.

Charlie: I like to.

Nick: My point stands.

[incorrecthostclub]

Tamaki: Have you ever shaken someone’s hand?

Haruhi: Yes, of course.

Tamaki: I was just checking, because you don’t get out much.

Haruhi: I mean, I do have to go to Panera Bread every once in a while.

Tamaki: Whose hand are you shaking at Fantasy Panera Bread?

Haruhi: The...breadmaker. I don't know.

[needsmoreexplosions]

Jimmy, discussing oral hygiene: There was also a time period in history where black teeth were really desirable, because they were a sign that you could afford, like—

MCBC, quietly nodding: Markers.

Jimmy: Sugar.

[incorrecthunterxhunter]

Leorio, about Killua: You’re eight! You’re not “turnt!”