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Dick: I learnt something in French the other week! Can you check my pronunciation?

Mari: *looking like she wants to say no but it's Dick* ok, let's hear it

Dick: Bonjour, Mari. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

Marinette: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Dick: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

Kagami: You made an entire fan account... dedicated to... my freckles?

Adrien, hiding his phone: No, of course not, what makes you think that? *nervous sweating*

Syd: about a month ago, dina and i slept together

Stan: and?

Syd: i thought you’d be more surprised

Stan: oh sorry

stan, in shocked voice: and?

Thomas Jefferson: And because of the annoying sun, days are so much warmer.

Alexander Hamilton: No shit, Sherlock.

Thomas Jefferson: Well fuck you too, Watson.

Nick: Is this seat taken?

Sky: Yeah, this seat is for my best friend.

Nick: *sadly starts to walk away*

Sky: You realise I meant you, right?

Nick: *tearing up*

Rarity: I want fame. I want money. I want success.

Rarity: I want-

Fluttershy: *kisses Rarity*

Rarity: Nevermind. I want more of this.

Klaus: So, is this thing between Five and Vanya supposed to be a secret?

Ben: Hardly. The only person who doesn't know that Five loves Vanya is.. well, Five.

Jaune: Hey Ruby, can you do the thing?

Ruby: What thing?

Jaune: The thing that never fails to make me happy.

Ruby: Oh. *smiles*

Jaune: Thank you.

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