#source: teamfourstar

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Alexei: I don't need to workout. I got a bottle of vodka, it's like a push-up for your liver.

[kcuf-ad]

Finral: Langris, why do you hate me?!

Langris: Because the only concept of justice and success is strength! And when someone against that idology feels an attack on me! So when someone I percieve as weak challenges me, my first instinct is to crush the life out of them so I can assure my world view!

Finral:...

Finral:... wow. Do you want to talk about i-

Langris: STOP BEING A CUCK! *fucking demolishes him*

[incorrectspquotes]

Never: Jenan passed us earlier. Flipped us off. So that was a good way to start the morning. Omen: Yeah. But we totally flipped him off back. Never: I flipped him off back. You just waved and laughed nervously.

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Ivy: So, are you a virgin?

Calvin: *screams and runs off*

Ivy: Well, that's a yes.

(Submitted by @brwolf1995)

[nectarinez-rule]

If the Sleeper spoke to Baby Boo after he learned to talk:

BB: Wait, who's Shakuni?

Sleeper: You're Shakuni

BB: I thought his name was Boo.

Aru: His name is Boo

Sleeper: No, it's Shakuni!

BB: But she just said Boo!

Aru: Yeah, I did!

Sleeper: I know what she said, but-

BB: So what is it, Shakuni or Boo?

Aru, at the same time: It's Boo!

Sleeper, at the same time: It's Shakuni!

Sleeper: No, no, no! Just...look. His Mahabharata name is Shakuni. But he changed it to Subala when he reincarnated into a pigeon. So now these brats call him by that nickname while I call him by his real name!

BB: ...so can I just call myself Gandhara or?

*Sleeper charges at BB only to get a face full of fire*

[incorrectavengersalliance]

[wrongmha]

Mineta: I'm Mineta! I'm a total pants-pissing coward, a shameless lech, I can't stop SCREAMING, and I'm only useful when I'm unconscious! Midoriya: Wow, the audience must hate you! Mineta: Actually, they say I'm relatable! Midoriya: That's fucked up...

Source: TeamFourStar

[lilfunnyquotes]

Agustín: Speed of light and strength of all!

Félix: The Madrigals shall make them fall!

Luisa: Abuela’s army’s strongest force!

Isabela: We’ll beat them all, secure the course!

Bruno: And if trouble meets us as we pass,

All of them: WE’LL SHOVE OUR FISTS RIGHT UP THEIR ASS!!!

Bruno: Madrigals...

All of them: MOVE OUT!

*all just Naruto run away*

Abuela: *looks back at the remaining ones* Thank you for being the normal ones.

Camilo: Bold of you to assume I’m normal! *ninja runs away*