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lockhart: hi sorry if this is weird but are you one of the people who hate me 😭

snape: hi omg not weird at all! yes i am <3

Pit: I'm drunk

Pit: Can you pick us up

Palutena: Us?

Pit: I adopted a dog

Mulder *texting*: How do you roast a cobbler?

Scully *texting*: What? No. First of all, you HAVE to use a recipe

Scully *texting*: Look in my deserts binder by the microwave

Scully *texting*: Use the peaches, not the apples, because the peaches are starting to go bad

Scully *texting*: Check in the cabinet by the fridge for most of the spices you’ll need

Scully *texting*: PREHEAT the oven!!

Scully *texting*: Keep an eye on the timer. Don’t let it burn

Mulder *texting*: You make fun of his shoes

Scully *texting*: I hate you.

Luka: I wish there was something between us.

Hyuna: Me too.

Luka: Like what?

Hyuna: A wall.

Ben: whatcha doing?

Mal: stealing my sister’s wine.

Ben: scandalous. Can I help?

Lithuania: Aren’t you supposed to be asleep?

Romano: *shrugs* I’m supposed to be a lot of things, but I live to disappoint.

You: About to eat now

Jerome: what r u gonna eat

You: Can u leave me alone for 5 fucking minutes

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