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[incorrect-multiverse]

*Texting at some point, probably*

Castle: Text me to say you’re home safely

Alexis: I’m home dangerously

Castle: Stop it

Alexis: I’m home lethally

[yoshiandyuriwithbecky]

(When Yoshi was 10)

Yoshi: Pop, did you go to the same school as me and Yuri?

Goro: Yes. The same school as you, only 25 years ago. Why do you ask?

Yoshi: Well, Mrs. Johnson said today that she hasn't seen an idiot like me in 25 years.

[inheritthewheeled]

Goon: Is the Pink Panther a lion?

Ace: Say that again, but slower.

Goon: I don't get it?

Ace: He's the PINK PANTHER.

Goon: Okay?? But is he a lion?

Ace: Goon. He's a panther.

Goon: Is that a kind of lion?

Ace: No. It's a panther.

Goon: I just looked it up. They aren't pink?

Ace: AND LIONS ARE?!?

[yoshiandyuriwithbecky]

Yoshi: Mom fell and hit her head last night. I called Pop this morning and asked for an update, and this is what happened...

(that morning)

Yoshi: How's Mom's head?

Goro: I've had better.

Emi, in the background, irate but amused: GORO MIZUNO!

Goro: Awww Em, I'm just fucking with y-

(Goro can be heard repeatedly getting smacked with a rolled up magazine)

Goro: ACK! She's-OOF-she's fine. GAH

Emi: But your father sure isn't!

Yoshi: Glad you're okay, Mom. And Pop, try not to die. Love you guys.

Goro: We-ACK-love-OOF

Emi: We love you too, sweetie!

(hangs up)

Becky: How's your mom?

Yoshi: She's fine. And Pop is making head jokes like he wasn't a complete wreck last night when she got hurt.

(meanwhile)

Emi: That WAS kind of funny. You're horrible, but funny.

Goro: Always happy to amuse you, babe.

[yoshiandyuriwithbecky]

Yoshi: Messing with Pop never gets old. :D

(text)

Yoshi: You firing up the grill on Sunday? We're planning on bringing over some veggie burgers

Goro: DON'T YOU EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT

Goro: I don't want those soy coasters within a 20-foot radius of my property

Goro: This grill has given me 20 solid years of loyal service and I'm not about to disrespect it by slapping a patty with an identity crisis on the grates.

Goro: Take that shit to the air fryer or the yoga studio. Not my grill!

[yoshiandyuriwithbecky]

Becky: I ate those brownies downstairs. They're really good! Are they yours?

Yoshi: Yeah. It's gonna kick in soon.

Becky: What's gonna kick in?

Becky: Yoshi???

[pelswickheadcanonstuff]

Goon: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Ace: Uh, okay...??

Goon: And make out during the scary parts.

Ace: Th- the scary parts.

Ace: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

[yoshiandyuriwithbecky]