#source: trolls

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: What exactly is our plan?

Walker: Save everyone and get home safely.

Yelena: That's not a plan, that's a wishlist.

[incorrect-star-allies]

*Post-Magolor Epilogue, Magolor has just returned to Dream Land*

Meta Knight: You’d better explain yourself.

Magolor: As I was about to accept my fate, I had what I can only describe as...a spiritual awakening.

*FLASHBACK*

Magolor, during the RTDL final boss: I DON’T WANNA DIE!

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: *holds up a license* No need to worry, neighbours, I got my learner's permit.

Julie: Who is 'Adulty McManface?'

Wally: I think the better question is...

Wally: *stares*

Wally: ...are you a narc?

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

James: YAYY! Regulus: [screams hoarsely] James: That’s your happy shout? Regulus: It’s been a while.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[Splinter is meeting Mona Lisa for the first time and is very excited but overwhelmed] Splinter: Oh my goodness! This is so rude of me! I'm sorry, I've never met one of my sons' girlfriends before. I'm Hamato Yoshi, Raphael's father, but you may call me Splinter. Should we hug? Shake hands? Smile and wave for now and see where the day takes us? Mona Lisa: All of the above!

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Wrecker: YAYY!

Crosshair: [screams hoarsely]

Wrecker: That’s your happy shout?

Crosshair: It’s been a while.

[sophies-earbuds]

sophie: wait, wait, wait, what's your plan?

keefe: i just told you, rescue everyone and make it home safely

sophie: okay. that's not a plan, that's a wishlist

[stincorrect]

(Introducing Max to D&D) Mike: Alright. I’ll tell you guys which path to take if Max gives me a high five. Max: Nope. I don’t do high fives. Mike: Slap it boss. Max: Not gonna happen. Mike: Party on the top floor. Max: Nope. Mike: Little slappy, make daddy happy. Max: That’s weird.  Mike: Come on, just one little high five. Max: Oh no thanks, I’m good. Mike: Here, just do this (*mimics high five*), but with your hand. Max: Thank you for that demonstration. Really cleared up exactly what I will not be doing. Dustin: Max! It’s a high five! The other paths lead to certain death. GET PERSPECTIVE!