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[1004prettyoon]

[eudaimoniac]

fraser minten walk-in & getting on the ice :) | CAN v FRA | exhibition game 10.05.26

[scrumptiousstuffs]

Q17 - The Heart Killers

12/09/2024

[headcanonsindisguise]

Megatron: We are getting fewer and fewer usable alternative names for flunkies. "Henchmen" is too gendered and "Henchbots" just doesn't have a nice ring to it. You can't say "Minion" without thinking of the little yellow guys and DONT get me started on the word "goon."

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Isol:Today I made Richard Nixon's avocado lemon jello salad. It is the worst thing I ate all year.

Zahir:May I inquire, what wires got crossed that you decided to make this and consume it?

Isol:To fight the enemy you must understand the enemy. To understand the enemy you must live like the enemy.

Zahir:Are you in battle against Richard Nixon's immortal soul??

[pinkbeastie]

well hello, but wasn’t this their whole relationship?

[wolferine]

*Natasha teaching Y/N how to fly the Quinjet for the first time*

Natasha: So far so good...

SHIELD air traffic control: Quinjet, please confirm your location, over.

Natasha: You got this.

Y/N: This is the Quinjet. We are in the sky, over.

[dunmer-does-a-crime]

Brynjolf: I don’t think I can manipulate, mansplain, manwhore my way out of this!

My assassin Dragonborn: Manslaughter it is!