#source:venom

[darkfaegaming]

Eliot: *points to ear bud* "I have a parasite."

Hardison, over comms: "PARASITE?!"

[grinningmadness]

Joyd looking around at the exorcist corpses: Outstanding! Now let’s bite off all their heads and pile them up in the corner!

Tyki: Why would we do that?!

Joyd: Pile of heads. Pile of bodies.

[hammyships]

Jefferson trying to outsmart Hamilton in my Revamp AU:

Jefferson: Which planet has the most gravity?

Alexander: Jupiter.

Jefferson: Which agency maintains the U.S. Space Program?

Alexander: NASA, but it should be Space X. Elon is daddy.

Jefferson, respecting the previous answer: How many constellations do we officially recognize?

Alexander: 88.

Jefferson: What is atomic number equal to?!

Alexander: Number of protons. Stay positive!

Jefferson: How long is a jiffy?

Alexander: One-trillionth of a second. That's my.. attention span.

Jefferson, mildly impressed: What sport has been played on the moon?!

Alexander, deadpan: Golf.

Jefferson: What year was the NFL founded?

Alexander: 1920, obviously.

Jefferson: How many teams?

Alexander: 32. Oh, and 53 sexy players on each team.

Jefferson: What is coming but never arrives?

Alexander, singing: Sun come out, tomorrow!

Jefferson: WHO INVENTED THE BIFOCALS?!

Alexander: *holds up a 100 dollar bill* My boyfriend, Benny.

Jefferson, close to giving up: In a deck of cards, which king doesn't have a mustache?

Alexander, actually really proud of himself: King of hearts!

Jefferson: What is the meaning of life?

Alexander, trying to be nice: To give life and meaning.

Jefferson: Hah! Not technically!

Alexander, forgoing kindness: Technically, 42.

Jefferson, exasperated and tired: yOu wIlL nOt bEaT mE!

Alexander: I have a question for you.

Jefferson: wHat?

Alexander, completely innocent in this, holding out a second coffee cup for Jefferson: Have you had a Venti Mocha Swirl?? ^^

Burr, Madison, Washington, and the rest of the cabinet: O-O