#sp hcs

[r3yrwy]

who made the tiny little angel mouseboy cry

[wyattwithawhy]

i love my stupid little genderqueer guys and my stupid little hs au

[dummywormz]

Wip I’ll finish l8tr blehh

I headcanon that every year for Halloween since they were boys Terrance and Phillip have always gone as a duo

so uhhhh here’s them as Betty boop and ko ko the clown

[underscroft]

main 3 when they find out you write smut fanfiction

includes: slight cursing, mention of masturbation, reader writes fanfiction, inspired by a true story 😭, reader has a crush on the boys, slightly/moderately ooc(?)

a/n: inspired by something that happened to me where my crush read one of my smuts 🤧 he said it was really good though and then he showed it to all of his friwnds. and then he found out i wrote south park fanfiction.

the worst day of my life methinks…

currently in boston rn 😵‍💫 this might be slightly ooc bc i haven’t slept in a day and a half.. and im short circuiting… but i wanted to write AAAHHHH

kyle broflovski

when he first found out he wasn’t really surprised but was a little (and i mean a little) disgusted

“well you look like you do”

of course you were like “.. what the hell does that mean”

but he’s pretty smart and figures things out quickly so you’re not surprised that he said that

eventually he decides to read one of them because he was curious

he thought it was pretty good but you needed to work on some things so he offered to be your co-writer

something along the lines of “it’s good but you could do these things better”

he’s like a teacher LMFAOA

stan marsh

surprised and kinda disgusted

“what the hell”

after he said that you thought u lost your with him chance fr

eventually you mustered up the courage to ask him to read one of them

why? who the hell knows. yolo.

once he did end up reading one of them because he got curious, and he was surprised because it was really good

he ended up complimenting your writing skills

something like “it’s not that bad”

would never read one of them. ever. again. no matter what + tries to forget it even happened 😭

lucky u didn’t lose your chance w him but its still embarrassing to think about

kenny mccormick

he likes loves how freaky that is 💦

“damn that’s hot” or something 💦

0% judgemental 100% supportive 💦

when he eventually came around to reading it he jerked off. right hand dick left hand scrolling down on his phone bc he’s soaking the sex in!!

he’ll offer to be your co-writer but unlike kyle who wants to help your writing, kenny will 100% make it freakier and sexier 💦

“you should add (freaky obscure sex thing)” and you’re like “… wtf is that”

eventually you let him be your beta reader and editor and your fics were suddenly freakier than ever before!

your readers were delighted by the level of creaminess! (i meant to write freakiness but it autocorrected)

[2muchdogs]

opinions on trans (mtf) butters, and can you draw marjorine?

shes cute but i dont rlly hc it, it use to be my absolute fav hc tho like i was obsessed with it,, ya idk i changed my mind abt it but its still cute

[silver--scar]

Before I disappear, here's a headcanon that I will draw someday and you WILL hear me out on:

Butters is the tallest.

Not out of the main five. Everyone.

Out of all the kids, Butters is the tallest one. This makes it so that sometimes, he has to lean down slightly to hear his friends better or "meet them eye to eye", or because Cartman is always ordering him around as a yes-man that he's always hunched down to hear what he says. Especially since I feel Cartman is also the shortest out of the kid group because of his weight, his paper cut out asset when lined up with others, and also for the fact that his asset also visibly has a hunch as well, so his height is cut down because of the slouch Cartman has.

Bringing it back around to Butters, this also ties in to his "meek" personality he exhibits at times. He is always slightly slouched and rubbing his knuckles DO Y'ALL SEE THE VISION??

And also this makes it so when Butters is happy and cheerful, you will always see him. Not just from his bright smile and yellow poofy hair, but also because he's the tallest, you will always see him beaming with energy over the other kids' heads, standing straight up like a stick.

[ashes-goin-down]

I think it's interesting that we get three versions of future Cartman with different distinctively shaped noses.

I believe this might be due to Kyle breaking it at some point after Cartman decides against turning his life around in "My Future Self n' Me" (possibly in "It's Christmas in Canada" or "Goobacks")

I base this theory on the fact that I think it would be really funny.

[bluebutbetter]

Everyone knows I fuck astronomically hard with SSLH, and I would LOVE to hear more about your Stan!

WAHH OMG!!!! i'm so happy you like it, tysm for reading <3333 🥺

and oh man... stan... stan stan stan... i really could just go on and on about him... i love him sooo much ⤵️

he's such a sensitive boy. i feel like he's seen as the group crybaby a lot of the time, and like... i see this but i hate that he's just called "pathetic and depressed" cause he's so much more than that!

i think stan struggles with depression but never once have i considered him to be pathetic, and it honestly really rubs me the wrong way that his struggles with depression and alcoholism means hes.... pathetic. cause he's really not!!! i think he can have his moments, just like all the other boys can, but i've always felt like stan has proven to be a pretty strong leader. he's strong in his beliefs and what he thinks is right, and he goes through defending them even when no one else has his back. i find him pretty head strong, even if he can be quick to fold in other areas LOL

also i think stan is really bad with communication until it really matters... like hes sooo bad at communicating with wendy in the show but i don't think its from a place of "idgaf about her" but more of a "idk how to do this communication thing and its kinda scary" because he IS sensitive. i think it carries over with his relationship with kyle, but i think he's more open with him because they're besties. through my style tinted glasses, once he starts to really notice his feelings for kyle, i think he'd become a little more shy about his communication. he doesn't know how to address his deeper feelings like that. i kinda push this on him a lot when i write for him, i think. everything with kyle comes so naturally, but the second they're in a relationship (in the beginning, at least) or when he's cognizant of it and thinking about it, he starts to crumble a little... he's so scared of fucking shit up, but i don't think he's necessarily aware of that. it's like he's watching himself fuck up but he isn't sure what he's doing wrong or how to fix it.

also can we all agree that he really can be a dick head sometimes LOLOL like all the kids have a mean streak in them but stan can be a real dick. he puts his loyalty in the people that matter the most to him and then its like no one else really matters, he'll tell them to kill themselves, he doesn't gaf!!!!

i think stan is really good at DMing ttrpg games and he loves to do it. i think through his adolescene and as a young adult, he felt really out of control in his life. i think his dad has a big influence on him for the worse, but he tries to hold onto the values his mom taught him (hes a huge mamas boy) but he tends to hear randy's voice in the back of his head that makes him think he's not good enough :( so while i think hes naturally a great leader, *he* doesn't believe in it himself.... until it's dnd. he loves story telling... just the right amount of control over the world... i think he'd be really good at it.

i've also talked about this before so im gonna qoute an old answer, but when it comes to cooking: "stan can only make premade food, i think. i think whatever he COOKS is kinda akin to slop. like crockpot dumps that he finds comforting/nostalgic, but kyle thinks its disgusting. for kenny and eric it hits."

and then, at the end of the day, he is an excellent lover... i think communication is something he'll always struggle with, but i think he's very attentive to kyle's needs and wants, sometimes to a point that he really overdoes it and annoys kyle LOL idk... i just think he's very sweet and sensitive. he's got a heart of gold, even when he can be an asshole LOL.

thats all i can think of right now... truth be told, i am still trying to learn him, so id love to hear any thoughts!!! i just love him so much <3 tysm for asking hehe!