#sp hcs

[r3yrwy]

who made the tiny little angel mouseboy cry

[wyattwithawhy]

i love my stupid little genderqueer guys and my stupid little hs au

[sp-by-april]

Kickin my feet and giggling while reading your asks and how you talk about Kyle 🤭

What are some general relationship headcanons that you have for Kyle? Idk what to ask, I just love how you talk about/write him

Kyle is my guy. He has a short fuse. He's dialectical. He's Thoughtful. He's thoughtless. Doesn't start fights but will finish them. People think he's a nerd, but he's really a total jock. He's the best basketball player on the team and watches UPN. (tangent: I need to know what shows he watched. One on One? Moesha?)

Kyle In A Relationship HCs

💚 He's very protective and a little possessive. If Kyle loves you, he will fight the entire world for you. No questions asked.

💚 Kyle shows love by doing things for you: fixing your schedule, helping as much as humanly possible, standing up for you when you're not in the room.

💚 He hates to admit it, but will absolutely spiral if he thinks someone else knows you better or has more access to you emotionally.

💚 Kyle needs security and reassurance like it’s oxygen.

💚 He doesn’t fall in love halfway. When he’s in, he’s all in. He needs to that know you are too.

💚 He's got your scent memorized. When you sleep together, (like actually sleep together) he'll fall asleep breathing you in.

💚 He can't not say what he's thinking. Especially if he thinks it's important. Even when it's not tactful. Even when it hurts. It can be both refreshing and an absolute fucking nightmare.

💚 Treat him right! He'll take any betrayal personally and won't fully recover from it.

💚 He'll hold your hand under the table, tuck a blanket around you, stroke your hair while you rant—but flinch when you ask what he's feeling mid-argument.

💚 He will fuck you mid-argument. Or after one. It's always intense and super fucking hot.

💚 Despite being the guy who can argue and moralize for days, it's easier for him to show love than to articulate it.

💚 He'll self-sacrifice for the greater good of the relationship... Then explode when he feels unappreciated.

💚 He's not easy. He's intense but he's real. He'll fumble, explode, apologize, overcorrect, and try again. If you can ride out the storm of his intensity, there's no one more loyal, passionate, or soul-deep sincere. He'll love you like it’s his life's work. Because, in his mind, it kind of is.

🔞 See Also: Kyle Fantasizing; Elf King Kyle; Smutty Kyle

[dummywormz]

Wip I’ll finish l8tr blehh

I headcanon that every year for Halloween since they were boys Terrance and Phillip have always gone as a duo

so uhhhh here’s them as Betty boop and ko ko the clown

[underscroft]

main 3 when they find out you write smut fanfiction

includes: slight cursing, mention of masturbation, reader writes fanfiction, inspired by a true story 😭, reader has a crush on the boys, slightly/moderately ooc(?)

a/n: inspired by something that happened to me where my crush read one of my smuts 🤧 he said it was really good though and then he showed it to all of his friwnds. and then he found out i wrote south park fanfiction.

the worst day of my life methinks…

currently in boston rn 😵‍💫 this might be slightly ooc bc i haven’t slept in a day and a half.. and im short circuiting… but i wanted to write AAAHHHH

kyle broflovski

when he first found out he wasn’t really surprised but was a little (and i mean a little) disgusted

“well you look like you do”

of course you were like “.. what the hell does that mean”

but he’s pretty smart and figures things out quickly so you’re not surprised that he said that

eventually he decides to read one of them because he was curious

he thought it was pretty good but you needed to work on some things so he offered to be your co-writer

something along the lines of “it’s good but you could do these things better”

he’s like a teacher LMFAOA

stan marsh

surprised and kinda disgusted

“what the hell”

after he said that you thought u lost your with him chance fr

eventually you mustered up the courage to ask him to read one of them

why? who the hell knows. yolo.

once he did end up reading one of them because he got curious, and he was surprised because it was really good

he ended up complimenting your writing skills

something like “it’s not that bad”

would never read one of them. ever. again. no matter what + tries to forget it even happened 😭

lucky u didn’t lose your chance w him but its still embarrassing to think about

kenny mccormick

he likes loves how freaky that is 💦

“damn that’s hot” or something 💦

0% judgemental 100% supportive 💦

when he eventually came around to reading it he jerked off. right hand dick left hand scrolling down on his phone bc he’s soaking the sex in!!

he’ll offer to be your co-writer but unlike kyle who wants to help your writing, kenny will 100% make it freakier and sexier 💦

“you should add (freaky obscure sex thing)” and you’re like “… wtf is that”

eventually you let him be your beta reader and editor and your fics were suddenly freakier than ever before!

your readers were delighted by the level of creaminess! (i meant to write freakiness but it autocorrected)

[complex-electra]

kenny and kurt give off the same vibes imo 👹

[2muchdogs]

opinions on trans (mtf) butters, and can you draw marjorine?

shes cute but i dont rlly hc it, it use to be my absolute fav hc tho like i was obsessed with it,, ya idk i changed my mind abt it but its still cute

[silver--scar]

Before I disappear, here's a headcanon that I will draw someday and you WILL hear me out on:

Butters is the tallest.

Not out of the main five. Everyone.

Out of all the kids, Butters is the tallest one. This makes it so that sometimes, he has to lean down slightly to hear his friends better or "meet them eye to eye", or because Cartman is always ordering him around as a yes-man that he's always hunched down to hear what he says. Especially since I feel Cartman is also the shortest out of the kid group because of his weight, his paper cut out asset when lined up with others, and also for the fact that his asset also visibly has a hunch as well, so his height is cut down because of the slouch Cartman has.

Bringing it back around to Butters, this also ties in to his "meek" personality he exhibits at times. He is always slightly slouched and rubbing his knuckles DO Y'ALL SEE THE VISION??

And also this makes it so when Butters is happy and cheerful, you will always see him. Not just from his bright smile and yellow poofy hair, but also because he's the tallest, you will always see him beaming with energy over the other kids' heads, standing straight up like a stick.