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What a fucking champion.

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Before Bill Nye was the Science Guy he was....SPEED WALKER.

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“Speed Walker” - Snickers, 2012.

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Speed Walker

According to health experts and my research, to maintain good health we should be walking 10,000 steps every day. So, my wife and I have been counting our steps. To achieve this goal we try to go for 30 minute walks in our neighborhood to supplement our daily activity. We tend to reach our goal, but some days we fall short before bedtime. Since we are on a mission, we try to walk around the house to get those last 1,000 steps rather than go right to bed and call it day. I'm sure this sounds funny :), but for us the amusing part about all this is that our son wants to participate. We will be walking back and forth, and the little man starts walking with us thinking it's a game. Who knew we had a future speed walker? By the way...I think he walks over 20,000 steps a day.

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Dawdling Dawdlers

Dawdling: to walk around aimlessly; to waste time.

I love having my time to relax and I definitely let my mind wander sometimes, but could you please do it in your own space? Not in mine. You just love to get in my way. I assume you understand that it’s a public place? So, don’t walk around in circles and side to side in front of me. It makes me look even more stupid than you, testing my amazing dodging skills. I spring around in crazy zigzagged lines; I’m like a drunken version of those speed walkers in the Olympics.

When I go on a journey I want to get somewhere, it is incredibly annoying when you dawdlers get in my way. I know that you see me. You seem to try just that little bit harder to make sure I cannot get past. The most infuriating thing is when you actually stop in the middle of the street. Hello? Yes I am here; it is bad enough walking that slowly but to actually stop? I am walking with a purpose, not to aimlessly waste time like you.

When I make my way through town, perhaps treat myself to a bit of shopping; I completely understand walking around slowly. You’re there to browse the items. However, when you’re in the street walking from one shop to the next, do you have to walk at minus one mile an hour? It definitely just makes me look like a crazed shopaholic sprinting to get the latest shopping deals. Which I understand has some level of truth to it. I have an addiction that probably is bordering on unhealthy, but that’s another conversation.

Do you realize that you’re basically going backwards? Do you have no drive? No motivation? Dawdling dawdlers you’re just in my way.

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