Superman: What’s it like working with the Spider-Team?
Batman: Well, imagine working with civil, calm, mature people.
Superman: Okay.
Batman: Then throw that idea out the window.

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Superman: What’s it like working with the Spider-Team?
Batman: Well, imagine working with civil, calm, mature people.
Superman: Okay.
Batman: Then throw that idea out the window.
Headcanon: The Spider-Team will do some crazy experiments with with the power of Science.
Another Headcanon: They do TikTok vids for fun purposes..
During a conversation with Grey after hearing zir reactions to our foot care PSA, we learned that zir’s current costume consists of, and I quote, “sweats, gloves and socks”. While ze mentioned a potential upgrade to said costume, all of us here at the Spider-Team wish to put in our two cents.– Everyone
Materials– Gwen Short version– if what I’ve heard from most of you other Spiders is anything to go by, then you’re going to want something that doesn’t significantly slow you down. That means you have to think about things like elasticity and air resistance– namely how to cut down on the latter. In other words, if you’re planning to run around on rooftops or swinging on webs high above the streets, you’re probably going to want something stretchy and skintight. Sorry for all those who aren’t fans of spandex or similar fabrics, but them’s the breaks if you want to do those trademark acrobatic moves. After all, the daring young man on the flying trapeze doesn’t wear a leotard just as a fashion statement.
Now that we’ve got that part out of the way, let’s talk durability. If you’re one of those lucky bastards with one of the really good costumes, skip this part (or for that matter, skip this whole PSA). Everyone else, keep reading.
As Lucky and Scarlet can attest, “spider sense” is not infallible. As such, you’re going to want to make sure your costume can provide some protection from blades, bullets, and bludgeons in the event that your opponent gets some hits in. If you can get access to stuff like the fabric that Lucky and Scarlet use in their outfits, then take advantage of it. If you can’t, then buy something like a kevlar shirt to wear under your costume. Which segues nicely to...
Staying Comfortable in the Costume– Lucky First things first– you’ll want to wear something under your costume. Otherwise, it’s liable to chafe like hell and make you miserable. Personally, I recommend a long-sleeve athletic shirt with boxer briefs and an athletic cup for a good mix of comfort and protection.
Staying Comfortable in the Costume (Feminine Style)– Scarlet and Angelica Let’s not mince words, ladies (or anyone who’s female presenting)– you’re going to need a sports bra, especially if you’re getting around by web-slinging. As for underwear, Angelica and I both swear by sports shorts, if for no other reason than it keeps anyone on the ground from getting an eyeful (if you catch my drift).– Scarlet
And just to get the elephant out of the room, the both of us use tampons. According to Doreen, pads and superhero work don’t mix.– Angelica
The Spider-Team!
Members:
Peter Parker/ Spider-Man
Harry Osborn/ Hobgoblin
Miles Morales/ Ultimate Spider-Man/ Kid Arachnid (Spy-D)
Gwen Stacy/ Ghost-Spider (Formerly: Spider-Gwen)
Anya Corazon/ Spider-Girl
*Tony shows a picture of Peter and Harry when they were kids*
Tony: You and that Osborn kid.. you two are close as brothers, right?
Peter: No Tony.. *smiles at the picture of him and Harry* We are closer than brothers..
Spider-Team, and Avengers (at the background): HOLD UP!