#spiderman shitpost

[symbiotic-slime]

high school aged Peter and Flash as that “I dropped out of school in the fourth grade to run drugs to support my nana” “that means you don’t understand the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football” scene from riverdale

[psycolynx]

Damn with how willing Peter Parker is to sell pictures of himself in spandex we’re lucky he found the Daily Bugle and not OnlyFans

[el-ffej]

[gothamsglam]

Peter: Why would I pass my exams when I can just pass away?

Tony: *inhales*

[xiphiathepeacefullsword]

First doodle of these two and it's this monstrosity, but I had to draw it before I forgot

The blue and purple recluse belongs to @feral-anon , the other recluse belongs to me

[make-me-imagine]

hobbledehoy 

(n): an awkward teenager, one who is perpetually ungainly or uncertain.

Or; Alternatively: 

[ambivalent-anarchy]

Not a rant, just picking my brain for a sec...

It really blows my mind when people argue over who the "best" Peter Parker is when in reality due to the fluidity of the character and how many versions there are (both live action and not) it's really all up to your personal view of what the model Peter Parker is. These crazy fans really be scrapping each other to peices over this petty argument when there really is no right or wrong answer and y'all just have me like:

With most of these Marvel characters, their mcu versions are the only versions where they've been shown seriously outside of the comics, so the things they've shown us are, arguably, canon or the most "real" versions.

But Spiderman, one of the most popular Marvel superheroes (or superheroes period, if we're being real). There are so many versions of him and at this point his character has become so fluid that it's kind of like how DC is known for doing it (in the terms that almost anything or any view can be right for these characters and how their personality and how light or dark they are depends on the storyline).

The character Peter Parker is so fluid and each live action actor performs a different version of him highlighting a different aspect of the character, and (in my eyes) none of them really do Peter Parker better than the others more like they just do a different style. And whether each version is better than another is all up to what you like the best about the overall character Peter Parker.

Arguing who the best Peter Parker is is like arguing who the best Joker is (whether you like the funnier or edgier versions, you wouldn't be wrong). It all comes down to what you personally like about the character and your personal view of what the perfect Peter Parker would be.

And just because one live action Peter has something that all of the other live action Peters don't, doesn't mean that one is wrong. The whole point of having different versions and different actors is that it's different.

So there is no right or wrong answer really it just comes down to what aspects you value the most in the character. So which one is best is just up to opinion, there's no fact in the matter at all.

(But since I know that even if you take the time to read this, you're not gonna change your opinion on telling other people that they're "wrong", there's only one live action Peter Parker that Stan Lee himself has said that is what he envisioned when he made the character. And you can take that to the bank.)

To wrap it up, don't take my opinion seriously cuz I'm just a dumb teenager. Anyways comment what you think and who your fav spidey is.

Tagging my beautifully smart friends that I love: @angelsparkers, @allegra-writes, @spideyyeet, @soft-petey, @spidey-reids-2003, @chaoticpete, @snarky--starky, @kelieah, @hey-its-grey, @underoosjae

[tmarauder101]

Peter, sighing: I need an outlet for all this negative emotion.

Steve: Like a punching bag?

Peter: No, like an actual outlet. And a Metal fork

Tony: No-